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(Sorry for the hotlink, miyeko - I'll fix this later)

Over the weekend, masteralida showed us Darth Tater, which has been making the rounds. A few days later, miyeko and "Nuked Spudwalker" came up with this, which I just had to add to.



  • A Nuked Hope

    • Luke arrives at the hydroponic potato farm in his landspeeder, and jumps out of it to see a pile of french fries spilled out of the smoking farmstead...

    • Threepio, shut down all the potato mashers on the detention level. Shut down all the potato mashers on the detention level!

    • If you slice me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possible imagine!


  • The Empire Slices Back

    • Stop that. My skins are dirty.
      My skins are dirty too, your highness... what are you afraid of?

    • ETA: Welcome, I'm Lando Calrissian, the administater of this facility...

    • Remember your failure in the microwave!

    • Han Robo drops into the aluminum foil wrapping chamber...


  • Return of the Spud-Eye

    • Jabba the Spud: You were the best, Robo, but now you're Bantha Tots.

    • This is your last chance, Jabba! Free us... or fry.

    • Ee chub spud spud!


  • The Phantom Lettuce

    • Mesa your humble servant! 'tis demanded by the spuds!

    • Ruffle cuts will be fine.
      No, they won't!

    • Wesa getting slicen and masheden!


  • Attack of the Scones

    • Seeing her again is... intoxicating. [Potato vodka?]

    • This clambake's over!

    • I can see this contest will not be decided by our knowledge of the Sporks, but by our skills with the deep fryer!


  • Revenge of the Chips

    • (TBD) The Cookiee army: Rrrrawr!



Potato-potato-potato!

--
Banazir

Comments

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kauricat
Jan. 21st, 2005 08:35 pm (UTC)
Thanks...
I am now sitting in my cube, trying really hard to hold in the laughter. Every now and then I lose the battle and a snort or a choked gasp escapes. I'm beginning to get weird looks from my coworkers.

You are teh funny.
banazir
Jan. 21st, 2005 08:43 pm (UTC)
Re: Thanks...
*bows*

I thank thee!

--
Banazir
miyeko
Jan. 21st, 2005 09:39 pm (UTC)
You know, I wondered where the additional traffic to my journal was coming from....

BTW, this still is very hilarious. (^_^) "Nuked Spudwalker" enjoyed it too and sends his regards.

I can see this contest will not be decided by our knowledge of the Sporks, but by our skills with the deep fryer!

And now tell me why I'm starting to get demented visions of Star Wars does Iron Chef?

Chairman Kaga says, "Kyou no tema wa kore desu!" and removes with a flourish a cloth covering...potatoes. "Allez cuisine!"
sui_degeneris
Jan. 21st, 2005 10:46 pm (UTC)
Fukui-san...
...in his pit, the challenger has added Luke to the Sarlacc.

Drat. Been too long since I've seen that show.

banazir
Jan. 22nd, 2005 02:59 am (UTC)
Today's theme is... SWEET POTATO
Mithril chef: *wibbles in Khuzdul*

Translator: You would think that sweet potato is a very easy medium to work with, living at the roots of the earth as we Dwarrows do. You would think, but you would be wrong. But you will see. Beer-battered sweet potato, sweet potato pie (mmm-pie), pankcakes, fritters, even a sweet potatoburger, are all on the slate. It is simply a matter of... economizing.

DARTH TATER: The Emperor is not as... forgiving as I am.

So be it, Spud-Eye,
Banazir
banazir
Jan. 22nd, 2005 12:53 pm (UTC)
You know, I wondered where the additional traffic to my journal was coming from....
Haha! I can send more traffic your way... a lot more...

BTW, this still is very hilarious. (^_^) "Nuked Spudwalker" enjoyed it too and sends his regards.
Cool! m^_^m

I can see this contest will not be decided by our knowledge of the Sporks, but by our skills with the deep fryer!
And now tell me why I'm starting to get demented visions of Star Wars does Iron Chef?
Bwaha! What "nationality" will the challengers be?

Twi'lek? Neimoidian? Gungan?

Gimme some o'that Toydarian food... but lay off the Dugburgers!

--
Banazir
masteralida
Jan. 23rd, 2005 06:21 am (UTC)
Chairman Kaga says, "Kyou no tema wa kore desu!" and removes with a flourish a cloth covering...potatoes. "Allez cuisine!"

ROFLOL! Hm... where would one find a chef's jacket to fit Vader....
banazir
Jan. 25th, 2005 04:45 pm (UTC)
Iron Sith
Hey, I'd watch it.

The funniest part would probably be the commentators:

BOSS NASS: Au gratin sauce be bombad tasty. Wesa like cheesy flavor!

IG-88: ... ANALYZING ORGANIC COMPONENTS... PLEASE STAND BY FOR MASS SPECROMETER / GAS CHROMATOGRAPH OUTPUT...

ANNOUNCER: With just 15 minutes left, Lord Vader is using the Force to accelerate his cooking. Just look at him slicing that roast! I hope you all like it medium well.

WICKET T. WARRICK: Ee chub yum yum!

TALON KARRDE: Do you think he realizes that's the pate d'ewok gras?

C-3PO (INTERVIEWER): Oh, dear. (Changing the subject) Do you think this challenger will finally be the one to defeat Lord Vader?

SEBULBA: Cha scrunnie do pat, sleemo.


--
Banazir
sui_degeneris
Jan. 21st, 2005 10:46 pm (UTC)
Ummm...
The Cookiee Army?

Is there something I should know?
banazir
Jan. 22nd, 2005 02:51 am (UTC)
Let the cookiee win!
RrrRRRaaagawwwgwwwaagghhRRRR!

--
Banazir
sui_degeneris
Jan. 22nd, 2005 02:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Let the cookiee win!
My cookiees always win!

(Perhaps not always in the way I expect, though....)
banazir
Jan. 22nd, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
A winner is YOU!
You remember the "let the Wookiee win", scene, though, nesupasu?

Nesupasu, lol... 3p asked why I'm not speaking in Fraponais of late. I told him it's acos I'm slowly learning Japanese. ^_^

--
Banazir
sui_degeneris
Jan. 22nd, 2005 07:58 pm (UTC)
Re: A winner is YOU!
Yes. That chess-like board game on the Falcon where R2D2 made a (legal) move that Chewbacca didn't like.

When Han Solo pointed out that droids are generally more gracious losers than Wookiees, 3PO advised R2D2 to "let the Wookiee win."

Something like that, anyway.

Learning Japanese. Starting with the anime-inspired smilies, I see. @_@
finabair
Jan. 22nd, 2005 12:37 am (UTC)
*splorfle* I'm glad the neighbors wouldn't be asleep at this hour...my cackling would wake 'em up for sure!
banazir
Jan. 22nd, 2005 03:03 am (UTC)
Hehehehe...
*grin* Glad it pleased.

--
Banazir
masteralida
Jan. 23rd, 2005 06:19 am (UTC)
Attack of the Scones

Now I want scones!
banazir
Jan. 25th, 2005 04:34 pm (UTC)
Scones are cookies too!
... or something like that.

--
Banazir
(begun this scone war has)
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