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Revenge of the Janitor Princess

Remember my cousin, she of the cute eeek-face and Shirley Temple-like poses and OMGWTFCAREBEAR autobiography?

Well, I just noticed the business card she made for her dad, my mom's younger brother. Listen, folks, if I am ever blessed with a daughter, I want her to make me a business card that reads:


SUPER HERO TO THE RESCUE - GIVE ME FOOD

Because when you are a Tertiary Adjunct to Unimatrix 01 (i.e., Corporate VP of Interactive Services, Microsoft Corporation)? You have to figure on GIVE ME FOOD figuring prominently in your vernacular.



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Banazir

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oxbastetxo
Mar. 14th, 2005 03:36 am (UTC)
And here I just though Bill Gates was just Ra's new host.

Ra

*edit..sorry..being a dense with coding tonight..*sigh*
banazir
Mar. 14th, 2005 09:11 am (UTC)
Windows Longhorn
The Tauri have Linux!
And the Tok'ra have -[CENSORED] mmpphpl [CENSORED]- OS!

So what does this make a ribbon device?
Literally a bit of IDE ribbon cable?

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Banazir
kaisilverfire
Mar. 14th, 2005 03:37 am (UTC)
That's just plain awesome. ^_^

banazir
Mar. 14th, 2005 09:14 am (UTC)
Innit tho?
I agree!

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Banazir
yahvah
Mar. 14th, 2005 04:00 am (UTC)
Super Heroes are my favorite. I had tons and tons of fun playing this Marvel Superheroes game back in Ohio. I role-played an elementalist who had fire and water abilities.
banazir
Mar. 14th, 2005 09:14 am (UTC)
"Can fly at maximum breathable speed"
Super Heroes are my favorite. I had tons and tons of fun playing this Marvel Superheroes game back in Ohio.
Hehe!

I role-played an elementalist who had fire and water abilities.
Cool. In TEUNC we only have CHOKLIT and Marmite elementals.

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Banazir
illusio
Mar. 14th, 2005 06:12 am (UTC)
cowboy bebop soundtrack, and now country music? your musical tastes sound almost as eclectic as mine! ;)

sorry, i only ever seem to comment on the music, don't i? ah well.
banazir
Mar. 14th, 2005 09:12 am (UTC)
Galactic Milieu: The Soundtrack
cowboy bebop soundtrack, and now country music? your musical tastes sound almost as eclectic as mine! ;)
Indeed. You should see my Jack the Bodiless / Diamond Mask dream soundtracks.

sorry, i only ever seem to comment on the music, don't i? ah well.
Not a problem! At least you're commenting, and thanks!

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Banazir
onieros
Mar. 15th, 2005 05:03 am (UTC)
ok, your cousin just won the cutest person EVER award. holy crap. I want a kid like that...
banazir
Mar. 15th, 2005 02:11 pm (UTC)
QYOOT CLUB
Yee! Me too!

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Banazir
yodge
Mar. 15th, 2005 04:39 pm (UTC)
LOL
LMAO
the autobiography!!

I don't want to have kids coming out of my butt either.
banazir
Mar. 16th, 2005 02:40 am (UTC)
Re: LOL
<BILL>Yowie, you ain't kiddin'</BILL>

(Since yew prolly aren't gonna see Klil Blil, taht's wot Bill says just afore the final duel when the Bride says, "you and I have unfinished business".)

Wot aye dknot get is that everybuddy seems OKAY with Cynthia being an Orli fangril! AUGGGH!

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Banazir
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