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Since I found Serenity

Happy birthday, masteralida!

My gift to you was going to be serenity, but then I realized: a day will bring it to you, and no amount of time will bring it to you. ;-)
I was going to offer you a certificate of respect from us young 'uns (darana, phawkwood, lonsolo, deire, queenmidalah, ldymlissa, me, etc.) but you get that every year!

Please accept, instead:

  • this roll of ninja tape

  • a blessed +2 d20 of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies!

  • banazir's patented Alliance Mandarin-to-English babelfish, specially genetically engineered for super-crispiness! No matter how atrociously the putunghua gets massacred, you'll be able to understand it!

  • your very own Cylon brain infestation - non-transferable, but RP character substitutions are always possible...

  • a cantrip: Remove Glamor - for when you don't want to look like a wooden "American indian"

  • Hermione Granger's spell of Slow JRT - this messes with the space-time continuum something fierce, so use it sparingly

  • a spare magazine of rock salt


Many, many happy returns.

--
Banazir

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banazir
Sep. 29th, 2005 07:38 pm (UTC)
Atrus The Otaku sleeps with the babelfishes
Eating fried babelfish sandwiches has been known to have... odd effects.
Enterprise was going to show this in Season 5, but never got to it.

I'm told that Cylons eat babelfishes to increase their comptranslation skills. Someday they might even figure out that whole deal with the Colonial/Greek/Latin correspondence.

--
Banazir
masteralida
Sep. 29th, 2005 10:04 am (UTC)
LOL! Thank you for a giggle first thing in the morning :-D
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