Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit (banazir) wrote,
Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit
banazir

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May Miscellany

1. From angharad:
banazir's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 10
Average number of words per sentence:20.27
Average number of syllables per word:1.52
Total words in sample:4966
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10th grade - s'not so bad!

2. From borgseawolf:
with my deaths forever left away
beneath chairs am I with all that
but enough
light I perhaps love

From Darwininian Poetry, an interactive web poetry GA

3. From sze:

What programming language are you?
At first I kept getting all different answers:
Java (YRAINW), LISP (ow), Perl (w00t!), FORTRAN (hurgh!)

Then I realized I'd given the wrong answer right off the bat!
To paraphrase mrowe's sig recombined with Qui-Gon Jinn's words, the ability to pee standing up does not make you intelligent. And so we have it:

You are... C++!

                       #include <fstream.h>

                       enum Bottle { BeerBottle };

                       class Shelf {
                           unsigned BottlesLeft;
                       public:
                           Shelf( unsigned bottlesbought )
                               : BottlesLeft( bottlesbought )
                               {}
                           void TakeOneDown()
                               {
                               if (!BottlesLeft)
                                   throw BeerBottle;
                               BottlesLeft--;
                               }
                           operator int () { return BottlesLeft; }
                           };

                       int main( int, char ** )
                           {
                           Shelf Beer(99);
                           try {
                               for (;;) {
                                   char *plural = (int)Beer !=1 ? "s" : "";
                                   cout << (int)Beer << " bottle" << plural
                                        << " of beer on the wall," << endl;
                                   cout << (int)Beer << " bottle" << plural
                                        << " of beer," << endl;
                                   Beer.TakeOneDown();
                                   cout << "Take one down, pass it around," << endl;
                                   plural = (int)Beer !=1 ? "s":"";
                                   cout << (int)Beer << " bottle" << plural
                                        << " of beer on the wall." << endl;
                                   }
                               }
                           catch ( Bottle ) {
                               cout << "Go to the store and buy some more," << endl;
                               cout << "99 bottles of beer on the wall." << endl;
                               }
                           return 0;
                           }


What programming language are you?

Oh, and yes, I took it with what looked like the SML answers. I got Haskell. Bha.


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