angharad:| banazir's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 10 | |
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| Average number of words per sentence: | 20.27 |
| Average number of syllables per word: | 1.52 |
| Total words in sample: | 4966 |
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10th grade - s'not so bad!
2. From
borgseawolf:with my deaths forever left away
beneath chairs am I with all that
but enough
light I perhaps loveFrom Darwininian Poetry, an interactive web poetry GA
3. From
sze:What programming language are you?
At first I kept getting all different answers:
Java (YRAINW), LISP (ow), Perl (w00t!), FORTRAN (hurgh!)
Then I realized I'd given the wrong answer right off the bat!
To paraphrase
mrowe's sig recombined with Qui-Gon Jinn's words, the ability to pee standing up does not make you intelligent. And so we have it:You are... C++!
#include <fstream.h>
enum Bottle { BeerBottle };
class Shelf {
unsigned BottlesLeft;
public:
Shelf( unsigned bottlesbought )
: BottlesLeft( bottlesbought )
{}
void TakeOneDown()
{
if (!BottlesLeft)
throw BeerBottle;
BottlesLeft--;
}
operator int () { return BottlesLeft; }
};
int main( int, char ** )
{
Shelf Beer(99);
try {
for (;;) {
char *plural = (int)Beer !=1 ? "s" : "";
cout << (int)Beer << " bottle" << plural
<< " of beer on the wall," << endl;
cout << (int)Beer << " bottle" << plural
<< " of beer," << endl;
Beer.TakeOneDown();
cout << "Take one down, pass it around," << endl;
plural = (int)Beer !=1 ? "s":"";
cout << (int)Beer << " bottle" << plural
<< " of beer on the wall." << endl;
}
}
catch ( Bottle ) {
cout << "Go to the store and buy some more," << endl;
cout << "99 bottles of beer on the wall." << endl;
}
return 0;
}
What programming language are you?
Oh, and yes, I took it with what looked like the SML answers. I got Haskell. Bha.
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Banazir
