First, courtesy of sharpest_rose:
Bless me little hobbit feet!
(WOW! Spock! Decepticon Sauron! Trasky Isildur! Plot devices! Retarded Samw-- hey!)

Hokay, so here is one waz in which I yam knot normal. Atalast!

My Oreo-eating style:

• twisted apart


• top (filling-less) half first


• nibbled around the filling


• filling-covered bottom half

(Knot quite #6, knot quite #4 above. Here's an edition with more negative interpretations.)

How about you?

--
Banazir
(bring me the Seeing Stone!)