I'm in Ames, IA, for the second time this year (the first was a stopover on Memorial Day, after Media West).
My grandmother's house has no caffeinated soft drinks in it!
Also, I'm going 28 hours without internet. :)
My uncle and aunt are packed off to China. Two weeks in remote Yunnan Province and thereabouts (Guiyan and Guangxi, whereever that is).