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Inspired by tv_elf

... and because it had to be done, I am stealing this idea:

The First Annual "Worst Firefly Pick-Up Line Ever" Contest

Think you've got the pick-up line to beat all pick-up lines? If you think you can beat "You wanna send me to the Special Hell?" or "What we need is a diversion. I say you get nekkid!", then get poetical and post your entry here! The top 5 will win icons made with your line. The top winner will get the admiration of all my LJ friends, a Firefly filk of his or her choice, and some LJ time or one of a selection of Nerf toys. Hint: go for the Nerf toy.

Entries will be open until midnight CDT 17 Aug 2004.
Voting will be up after that.

(In the day-old tradition of tv_elf's First Annual Bad Stargate Pick-up Line Contest, which I note doesn't sport any Atlantis specific ones yet!)

Cross-posted to fireflyfans.



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Aug. 9th, 2004 12:11 pm (UTC)
(Okay, so I know I can come up with better ones, but this is the best...or perhaps really the worst...that I have for now. It's not the best of my worst, though.)

"Hey whore, you can try out your feminine wiles on me anytime."
Aug. 9th, 2004 07:04 pm (UTC)
From lonsolo:

"You know they had a riot for me, so how's about you and me go have our own private riot?"


"You know my ship comes with its own Companion?"
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Aug. 9th, 2004 07:19 pm (UTC)
Here's a few that I came up with off the cuff

"Hey there...Ever been naked in the dessert? Wanna?"

"Hi there...how about you me and Vera have a threesome?"

"Did you know that I statue made of me? Anatomically correct."

"You know you and your girlfriend are really hot...I'll be in my bunk."
Aug. 9th, 2004 07:25 pm (UTC)
"I'll be in my bunk. Would you and your friend like to join me?"
Aug. 9th, 2004 07:44 pm (UTC)
Has anyone ever told you how much you look like my sister?
Aug. 9th, 2004 07:49 pm (UTC)
"Ya know, in some crappy little town somewhere, I'm a hero."

"Want to play doctor and mechanic?"

"You could make a shepherd want to leave his order!"

"You make me feel like a big damn hero."

"I made the bed warm for you..."
Aug. 9th, 2004 07:55 pm (UTC)
Kinda a take-off of swishnflick's, but:
Wash: "Hey, wanna go to that crappy little town where I'm a hero?"

Jayne: "Wanna go play with my rifle?"

Kaylee: "Serenity's the smoothest ride from here to [destination]. I'm the second."
Aug. 9th, 2004 08:03 pm (UTC)
"You turn me on more than my gun named Vera!"
Aug. 9th, 2004 08:18 pm (UTC)
"Hey big guy, wanna go interview for a piloting job?"

"Companions are overrated, if you don't have a screening process or don't want to get married right away, I've got this nice little ship..."
Aug. 9th, 2004 08:44 pm (UTC)
This isn't exactly a pic up line but its still funny.

"You got yourself pregnet. I just held the bullet for a while"


"The Reavers are comming! Get nekid in my bed! I'll protect ya!"
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Aug. 10th, 2004 06:27 am (UTC)
"Wanna meet my Big Damn Hero?"

"Talk Captain-Dummy talk to me."
Aug. 10th, 2004 12:58 pm (UTC)
"I'll be your bounty Jubal Early"

"The plan is to take your sister"
Aug. 10th, 2004 09:37 pm (UTC)
"For you, I have a special machine..."
Aug. 11th, 2004 02:30 pm (UTC)
No power in the 'verse can stop me....from getting in your pants!
Aug. 11th, 2004 02:43 pm (UTC)
Two by two. balls on you. ;)
Aug. 11th, 2004 02:59 pm (UTC)
It's been a long damn time since anyone but me took hold of my plow. Wanna?

You know...the sound of wild sex keeps the Reavers away.
Aug. 17th, 2004 07:28 pm (UTC)
'Take me, take me hard'

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