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Inspired by tv_elf

... and because it had to be done, I am stealing this idea:

The First Annual "Worst Firefly Pick-Up Line Ever" Contest

Think you've got the pick-up line to beat all pick-up lines? If you think you can beat "You wanna send me to the Special Hell?" or "What we need is a diversion. I say you get nekkid!", then get poetical and post your entry here! The top 5 will win icons made with your line. The top winner will get the admiration of all my LJ friends, a Firefly filk of his or her choice, and some LJ time or one of a selection of Nerf toys. Hint: go for the Nerf toy.

Entries will be open until midnight CDT 17 Aug 2004.
Voting will be up after that.

(In the day-old tradition of tv_elf's First Annual Bad Stargate Pick-up Line Contest, which I note doesn't sport any Atlantis specific ones yet!)

Cross-posted to fireflyfans.



( 19 comments — Leave a comment )
Aug. 9th, 2004 12:11 pm (UTC)
(Okay, so I know I can come up with better ones, but this is the best...or perhaps really the worst...that I have for now. It's not the best of my worst, though.)

"Hey whore, you can try out your feminine wiles on me anytime."
Aug. 9th, 2004 07:04 pm (UTC)
From lonsolo:

"You know they had a riot for me, so how's about you and me go have our own private riot?"


"You know my ship comes with its own Companion?"
Aug. 9th, 2004 07:12 pm (UTC)
"I haven't seen that much skin since the last time Inara walked past."
Aug. 9th, 2004 07:19 pm (UTC)
Here's a few that I came up with off the cuff

"Hey there...Ever been naked in the dessert? Wanna?"

"Hi there...how about you me and Vera have a threesome?"

"Did you know that I statue made of me? Anatomically correct."

"You know you and your girlfriend are really hot...I'll be in my bunk."
Aug. 9th, 2004 07:25 pm (UTC)
"I'll be in my bunk. Would you and your friend like to join me?"
Aug. 9th, 2004 07:44 pm (UTC)
Has anyone ever told you how much you look like my sister?
Aug. 9th, 2004 07:49 pm (UTC)
"Ya know, in some crappy little town somewhere, I'm a hero."

"Want to play doctor and mechanic?"

"You could make a shepherd want to leave his order!"

"You make me feel like a big damn hero."

"I made the bed warm for you..."
Aug. 9th, 2004 07:55 pm (UTC)
Kinda a take-off of swishnflick's, but:
Wash: "Hey, wanna go to that crappy little town where I'm a hero?"

Jayne: "Wanna go play with my rifle?"

Kaylee: "Serenity's the smoothest ride from here to [destination]. I'm the second."
Aug. 9th, 2004 08:03 pm (UTC)
"You turn me on more than my gun named Vera!"
Aug. 9th, 2004 08:18 pm (UTC)
"Hey big guy, wanna go interview for a piloting job?"

"Companions are overrated, if you don't have a screening process or don't want to get married right away, I've got this nice little ship..."
Aug. 9th, 2004 08:44 pm (UTC)
This isn't exactly a pic up line but its still funny.

"You got yourself pregnet. I just held the bullet for a while"


"The Reavers are comming! Get nekid in my bed! I'll protect ya!"
Aug. 9th, 2004 11:24 pm (UTC)
"Ever heard of Shan Yu?"

"You know, I can kiss you with my brain."

"You and I have a mission. We have to... get it on."

"I only use my special Chinese swearwords while I'm having sex. Wanna hear 'em?"

"You have any mud? I'd like to buy your mud. Yes. Lots and lots of mud."
Aug. 10th, 2004 06:27 am (UTC)
"Wanna meet my Big Damn Hero?"

"Talk Captain-Dummy talk to me."
Aug. 10th, 2004 12:58 pm (UTC)
"I'll be your bounty Jubal Early"

"The plan is to take your sister"
Aug. 10th, 2004 09:37 pm (UTC)
"For you, I have a special machine..."
Aug. 11th, 2004 02:30 pm (UTC)
No power in the 'verse can stop me....from getting in your pants!
Aug. 11th, 2004 02:43 pm (UTC)
Two by two. balls on you. ;)
Aug. 11th, 2004 02:59 pm (UTC)
It's been a long damn time since anyone but me took hold of my plow. Wanna?

You know...the sound of wild sex keeps the Reavers away.
Aug. 17th, 2004 07:28 pm (UTC)
'Take me, take me hard'

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