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Not a girl, thank you very much

Seen with suricattus, who found it amuzzling (which it is):
CookingToHookup.com
You have to figure that some unsavory hobbit shenanigans are going on right there, with that title.

What Kind of Girl Is She?
What Kind of Girl Are You?

Edit, 04:00 Tue 12 Oct 2004: So now, everyone and her brother has taken it, and posted her or his results.
Guys! Stop taking the girl quiz for yourselves!1

Edit, 04:15 Tue 12 Oct 2004:
[04:11:20] hempknight: I took that quiz, banazir
[04:11:29] nobuddy69: me two
[04:11:30] hempknight: told me I was a girl!
[04:11:35] nobuddy69: me two
[04:11:41] hempknight: what a load of crap
'k, y'all are weird. :-P

:-D

Hey, I took it, but at least I first filled out results for a hypothetical Neskimo.
Supposedly my type is a hybrid Academic Girl / Granola Girl.
PETA?! :shudder: And the descriptions - gee, stereotype much?

(OK, fine! As a guy viewing myself as a girl: Career Girl. As a girl: Career/Progressive. Like, whatever. :-P)

But as Suri wrote: silly, but a clever marketing device. Though I have to say, most of the male tronkies of my acquaintance seem hell-bent on demonstrating that they would be very, um, scholarly and slutty women. Um. k.

1 miajesbar graciously offered to write one for those of us of the unfemale persuasion. Let's see it, kiddo!

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Banazir

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miajesbar
Oct. 12th, 2004 02:32 am (UTC)
miajesbar graciously offered to write one for those of us of the unfemale persuasion. Let's see it, kiddo!

LOL, ummm...I'll get right on it. Unfortunately it's 3:30 a.m. and I am, for some unexplainable reason, still up.

But now, you've put the idea into my head, and even though there are a million ideas and fics and muses bugging me, I want to go look at the quiz again...
banazir
Oct. 12th, 2004 02:36 am (UTC)
Night, lift up the shades, let in the brilliant light of morning
LOL, ummm...I'll get right on it. Unfortunately it's 3:30 a.m. and I am, for some unexplainable reason, still up.
Want my to explain your reason? I have a reason for everything!
It's 04:30 here and like you, I am vert slighty drunkn when sleepy.

But now, you've put the idea into my head
That's me, putting ideas in girls' heads. I am to please.

and even though there are a million ideas and fics and muses bugging me, I want to go look at the quiz again...
Go for it!

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Banazir
(thanks again for the BitTorrential help)
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hempknight
Oct. 12th, 2004 06:27 am (UTC)
That said, I am http://www.cookingtohookup.com/girls/girlnextdoor.php


Search your feelings...you know it to be true...

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Danger is my middle name
banazir
Oct. 12th, 2004 11:50 am (UTC)
What freaking door is THAT?
If by "door" you mean a Stargate dialed to Quor-Toth, then yes, you are definititely the Girl Next Door.

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Banazir
sui_degeneris
Oct. 12th, 2004 07:01 am (UTC)
Ditto. All the way.
Goodness, what an awful quiz.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to deliver some homemade cookies to our IT department.

I've been experimenting with healthier ingredients.

/me looks innocent.
banazir
Oct. 12th, 2004 05:27 pm (UTC)
Moral Fibre! Keeps you morally regular, it does!
Goodness, what an awful quiz.
I want to see CookingToSmackDown.com with the Demonic Girl, the Emo Girl, the Depressed Goth Girl, and the Megalomaniac Girl.

(And what the trask is wrong with tofu, I ask you?!)

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to deliver some homemade cookies to our IT department.
Deliver... with Tomahawk cruise missiles?

I've been experimenting with healthier ingredients.
/me looks innocent.

Not... moral fibre?

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Banazir
banazir
Oct. 12th, 2004 05:21 pm (UTC)
Bright Eyes, Blue Denim
That was the most difficult online test I took so far, not just because it was so vomit-inducingly stereotyped; I simply couldn't find myself in many of the questions' lists of options!
Yeah, well, we do hope you find yourelf! Can't have more WMDs loose, now, can't we? :DUCKING:

That said, I am http://www.cookingtohookup.com/girls/girlnextdoor.php
I do wish Lunnon was next door, is wot.

The bible is my only reading matter, and I stay at home to cook.
The Bible is yer coonkboonk?
(Note to elf: go to jereeza's for dinner, expect lots of unleavened bread, manna, loaves, and fishes.)

I think it was choosing denim that did it.
I think "Blue Denim" (Stevie Nicks) is narvi's TEUNCmusik.

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Banazir
hempknight
Oct. 12th, 2004 06:31 am (UTC)
OK, fine! As a guy viewing myself as a girl

There is so much wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin. Okay...lesseeee....how long have you felt this way?

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Danger is my middle name
banazir
Oct. 12th, 2004 05:34 pm (UTC)
It's sproglets at dawn, monkey boy
There is so much wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin.
:blink:
This from the boy who popularized the phrases "hot monkey love" and frequently wibbles about his aspiration towards Japanese schoolgirl sexings?

Okay...lesseeee....how long have you felt this way?
I challenge you to a duel!
A duel... of qyootness!
Choose your sproglet!

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Banazir
hempknight
Oct. 13th, 2004 01:32 am (UTC)
Re: It's sproglets at dawn, monkey boy
This from the boy who popularized the phrases "hot monkey love"

Ain't nuttin wrong with hot monkey love, deary. You should try it. Contrary to popular belief it in fact does not involve monkeys.

frequently wibbles about his aspiration towards Japanese schoolgirl sexings?

It's the uniforms, I tells you. That's fricken white hot.

And despite all this I still don't view self as a girl, contrary to some. ::snicker::

I challenge you to a duel!

[Thick snooty French accent]
I accepte your challangé!
[/Thick snooty French accent]

A duel... of qyootness!
Choose your sproglet!


You will lose! For I choose...self!

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Danger is my middle name
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