Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit (banazir) wrote,
Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit

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Warped boonks fro warped sproglets

khaosworks frowarded a link to some wreally demented childrens' boonks...

My favorites:
The Berenstain Bears Have A Katana Shoved Down Brother Bear's Throat
Beg for Change, Amelia Bedelia
4nn4 m00r3, L337 hax0r (techgirls?)

Aslo fnuny:
The Count's Book of Integral Calculus
The Very Effective Viagra
Little Girls Gone Wild
The Hanging Tree (had to have a Shel Silverstein one in here!)

Honorable Mention:
The Day The Cows Said "No More" ('ware the Moo!)
It's The Anthrax, Charlie Brown (Aw, and lal prro Charlie Brwon ever wanted was a psotcard from Ala.)

In other news: I really liked this quiz...

Which OS are You?
Which OS are You?

You have been involved in a shameful online RPG,
and your soul will never be clean. You've
soiled the memory of a dead author and
neglected yourself and other human beings for
months at a time; there is no way to make up
for this. The Lord has turned His eyes from you

Keep back, you utter trash!

Why Will You Go To Hell?
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In other words: TEUNC is sending me to hell (I gnu it).


What's YOUR sexual fetish?
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You are Psychic!

What's Your Magic Power?
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Gee, yew dknot saz?


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