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If nominated, I will not teunce...

... if elected, I will not bork.

Today, I received the following e-mail:


MEMO

TO: New Graduate Council Members
FROM: Ki-Adi Mundi, Assoc. Dean of the Graduate School
RE: Election results

CONGRATULATIONS !

You have been elected by your fellow graduate faculty to serve on the
Graduate Council. You are encouraged to attend the next Graduate
Council meeting scheduled for Tuesday, May 6, 2003. The meeting
will start at 3:30 p.m. in the Council Chamber of the Jedi Temple.

Again, congratulations. We look forward to working with you for the
next three years...


Urp! Suffice it to say that I wasn't seeking this job... the Jedi Council? I'm a Qui-Gon Jinn, not a Mace Windu! This party's over!

The otherslayer's words in the BTVS episode ("Empty Places") that just aired might be appropriate here, but I'll refrain from meepeating them lest istari_ala smite me in my spoilage. (Those of you who have seen it, see my current music. That is lal.)

In other news: this quiz seems to think I won't go to hell fater lal...

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

This only exacerbates my identity crisis. Wot gives? No gluttony? Wot kinder hobbit am I nazwaz?!



I dknot get it.

The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Courtesy of andrewwyld:

Swedish
Ah, I vudd suggester SWEDISH as jor langvedge to
spiek.

What language are you supposed to speak?
brought to you by Quizilla

Uncle Öjevind is going to luffa this! Hühühü!
Now we can have a Scandinavian LJ CoNsPiRaCy! Fründs Önly, jå? (I should count myelf blessed taht Boonkmol wasn't one of the options, mais, I can just see what will happen when Morgil takes the quiz.)

Why I dint get Inuktitut is beyond me, though. My emigration to Nunavut is imminent as soon as I can get a decent pair of muglúks. Deep-freeze me and call me a profsicle.



--
Banazîr

Comments

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mrowe
Apr. 29th, 2003 10:42 pm (UTC)
Hello
I've entered the ranks of the LiveJournallers as you can see; this despite saying for the last two months that I wouldn't know what to do with an LJ (in fact, I still don't...)

Anyway, here I am. Bring on the TEUNCE!

Morw'
banazir
Apr. 29th, 2003 10:50 pm (UTC)
MORWEN!
Whee! *teunce TEUNCE teunce*

I believe "pouncetacklehuggle" is the term.

--
Banazîr
istari_ala
Apr. 30th, 2003 01:18 am (UTC)
Hehehee
Those pouncetackles lalways make me think of rugbytackle
banazir
Apr. 30th, 2003 06:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Hehehee
-[TSC] my eyes! [TSC]-

(Yeesh, Ala! I thot taht was a rugby-players' community!)

--
Banazir
istari_ala
May. 1st, 2003 04:18 am (UTC)
Re: Hehehee
MUWAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAAA!!

I was giggling, I was showing my dirty Sharpe... don't blame me if you can't take a hint :P
andrewwyld
Apr. 30th, 2003 02:34 am (UTC)
I got purgatory too ...

... I must be more boring than I thought.
banazir
Apr. 30th, 2003 04:16 pm (UTC)
Boredom is in the neye of the beholder
/me hi5s Andrew

"The customs and fashions of men change like leaves on the bough, some of which go and others come."
- Dante Alighieri

Another fitting quote:

On the coming of evening, I return to my house and enter my study; and at the door I take off the day's clothing, covered with mud and dust, and put on garments regal and courtly; and reclothed appropriately, I enter the ancient courts of ancient men, where, received by them with affection, I feed on that food which only is mine and which I was born for, where I am not ashamed to speak with them and to ask them the reason for their actions; and they in their kindness answer me; and for four hours of time I do not feel boredom, I forget every trouble, I do not dread poverty, I am not frightened by death; entirely I give myself over to them.

And because Dante says it does not produce knowledge when we hear but do not remember, I have noted everything in their conversation which has profited me, and have composed a little work On Princedoms, where I go as deeply as I can into considerations on this subject, debating what a princedom is, of what kinds they are, how they are gained, how they are kept, why they are lost...


--
Banazir
(i guess "bha, toast me!" isn't an appropriate reunction to being sent to purgatory?)
istari_ala
Apr. 30th, 2003 03:58 am (UTC)
Smoetimes the best leaders are those who have no desire to be a leader. Or summat. If you don't want the job can I have it? My funds are about to resemble those of my 'niteresting' (in the chonese sense) trip to Edinburgh and I'm knot keen on Saturdaywork at Doublemeat Palace.

Speaking of Buffy, ever heard of a meta-spoiler? :(
banazir
Apr. 30th, 2003 05:59 pm (UTC)
Smoetimes the best leaders are those who have no desire to be a leader. Or summat.

Kindasrota my p6int with the quote I was referring to, but you'll see in a yeat or so.

If you don't want the job can I have it? My funds are about to resemble those of my 'niteresting' (in the chonese sense) trip to Edinburgh and I'm knot keen on Saturdaywork at Doublemeat Palace.

Has the Doublemeat arc concluded?

In naz case, a position on the Jedi Council and $0.88 USD will get you a can of crypthanatopsis's birthdaz dinner.

Speaking of Buffy, ever heard of a meta-spoiler? :(

Oops. Srroz.
Knot sure how to warn abont meta-sp6ilers, though.
I shan't wibble abont S7 naz more nayway.

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Banazir
istari_ala
May. 1st, 2003 04:33 am (UTC)
Has the Doublemeat arc concluded?
Umm.. I don't know. Hard to say if somethings finished with when your havn't seen the rest of the season.

Knot sure how to warn abont meta-sp6ilers, though.
Same as any other. By hiding whut "otherslayer" did I know "otherslayer" will be bax, and that might mean that a future "is otherslayer gonna come bax?" episode would be spoiled fro me, cos I'd know the outcome. For example. If you follow me.

No biggy though, you lalways end up with a few spoilers nunless you shut yourslef off from the internet completely.
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