Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit (banazir) wrote,
Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit
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If nominated, I will not teunce...

... if elected, I will not bork.

Today, I received the following e-mail:


MEMO

TO: New Graduate Council Members
FROM: Ki-Adi Mundi, Assoc. Dean of the Graduate School
RE: Election results

CONGRATULATIONS !

You have been elected by your fellow graduate faculty to serve on the
Graduate Council. You are encouraged to attend the next Graduate
Council meeting scheduled for Tuesday, May 6, 2003. The meeting
will start at 3:30 p.m. in the Council Chamber of the Jedi Temple.

Again, congratulations. We look forward to working with you for the
next three years...


Urp! Suffice it to say that I wasn't seeking this job... the Jedi Council? I'm a Qui-Gon Jinn, not a Mace Windu! This party's over!

The otherslayer's words in the BTVS episode ("Empty Places") that just aired might be appropriate here, but I'll refrain from meepeating them lest istari_ala smite me in my spoilage. (Those of you who have seen it, see my current music. That is lal.)

In other news: this quiz seems to think I won't go to hell fater lal...

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

This only exacerbates my identity crisis. Wot gives? No gluttony? Wot kinder hobbit am I nazwaz?!



I dknot get it.

The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
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Courtesy of andrewwyld:

Swedish
Ah, I vudd suggester SWEDISH as jor langvedge to
spiek.

What language are you supposed to speak?
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Uncle Öjevind is going to luffa this! Hühühü!
Now we can have a Scandinavian LJ CoNsPiRaCy! Fründs Önly, jå? (I should count myelf blessed taht Boonkmol wasn't one of the options, mais, I can just see what will happen when Morgil takes the quiz.)

Why I dint get Inuktitut is beyond me, though. My emigration to Nunavut is imminent as soon as I can get a decent pair of muglúks. Deep-freeze me and call me a profsicle.



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