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From oxbastetxo and aricadavidson:
Internet
The Internet. You're here all the time, aren't you?

What are you obsessed with?
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LOLOL. Well, fine, be that way!

So, how many hours a day are you all on the Net?
I do break double digits, but half of that is work time.
Yeah, that's the ticket.

We hates the Yellow Face, it burns uss, gollum,
Banazir

Comments

miajesbar
Nov. 7th, 2004 11:03 pm (UTC)
LOL...oh my gosh, that picture is sooo similar to what I described! Now now, banazir, no getting up from your chair for any breaks whatsoever! All that pic needs is a mini fridge!
banazir
Nov. 7th, 2004 11:18 pm (UTC)
Ewwwwwlllll
I do NOT need to be on the net that much, tyvm!
I can walk away any time!
No, really!

(Now what was your mobile phone # again? ;-D)

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Banazir
megruder
Nov. 8th, 2004 08:36 am (UTC)
You are going about this all wrong
This elaborate toilet/chair is not necessary. Merely purchase the most comfortable La-Z-Boy you can find. You then find a friend that is a nurse. Have her/him insert an IV(hooked up to a banana bag, or just go for the tube feeding) and a catheter. You may want to look into having a permanent colostomy bag surgically attached also. That takes care of all necessary bodily functions and eliminates that annoying habit and time-waster commonly referred to as eating. The only problem left is bed sores, or in this case chair sores. This can be avoided by purchasing a special mattress pad that is usually placed on a bed, but could be drapped over the recliner.

This is merely a suggestion and is definitely not something I've spent a great deal of time thinking about.
miajesbar
Nov. 8th, 2004 12:56 pm (UTC)
Re: You are going about this all wrong
roflol....you reading this, banazir? All your problems are solved. ;) You could even offer it as an extra credit problem for your students to solve on their next test!
banazir
Nov. 8th, 2004 02:01 pm (UTC)
Extra credit
Stop giving them ideas!
Sheeeesh! :-P

I am so NOT going to catheterize myself just so I can stay online.
There's a reason why "BRB", "BBL", and "BIAB" are so easy to type!

I'd sooner turn off all my computers, go outside, and breathe fresh air and enjoy the sunlight. In fact, I just did! Join me in the revolution, tronkie brothers and sisters!

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Banazir
miajesbar
Nov. 8th, 2004 03:22 pm (UTC)
Re: Extra credit
you turned off all your computers? Somehow, I find that hard to believe. You probably left them on to leave Azureus running or something. Heck, I know I do. ;)
masteralida
Nov. 8th, 2004 05:55 pm (UTC)
Re: Extra credit
No no - he said he'd SOONER turn them all off. Note that he hasn't ;)
banazir
Nov. 8th, 2004 06:45 pm (UTC)
OK is the Sooner State, not KS
No no - he said he'd SOONER turn them all off. Note that he hasn't ;)
*cyberthwap*
Both of you!

How's this: I'd RATHER turn off all my computers than wire myself to a computer chair or desk in any way!

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Banazir
r3turn0
Nov. 8th, 2004 07:24 pm (UTC)
Re: OK is the Sooner State, not KS
I love my computer as I love red meat, but too much makes me sick.
To extend the concept, I value the formation of new thoughts inspired by others as a resource; something I can't get enough of. Given such, any normal human would reject the notion of becoming "artificial" in the acquisition of intelligence, ie: wire myself to a computer chair or desk in any way!
--Nested IF "having said that" return(0);
meaning close loop without further analysis.
*this post done with 1 initial grammatical error*

miajesbar
Nov. 8th, 2004 07:23 pm (UTC)
Re: Extra credit
LOLOL! I must read more carefully next time.

If he turned off all his computers I'm sure half the internet would somehow crash...
banazir
Nov. 8th, 2004 08:24 pm (UTC)
Yay!
If he turned off all his computers I'm sure half the internet would somehow crash...
Oh, really??
Must... experiment!

::rushes downstairs to turn off all the computers::

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Banazir
banazir
Nov. 8th, 2004 08:23 pm (UTC)
Azureus: The City that Never Sleeps
When Azureus turns into a freakin' blue cow, you know it's time to shut down.

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Banazir
miajesbar
Nov. 8th, 2004 09:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Azureus: The City that Never Sleeps
roflol!!

I just looked over and saw the icon was a blue frog!!! roflol
banazir
Nov. 8th, 2004 02:15 pm (UTC)
OK, not what we were going for with the "computational medicine"
... but OK. It's... an idea.

This is merely a suggestion and is definitely not something I've spent a great deal of time thinking about.
Merci a Bon Dieu pour ces petits miracles.

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Banazir

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