(Sorry for the hotlink,
Over the weekend,
- A Nuked Hope
- Luke arrives at the hydroponic potato farm in his landspeeder, and jumps out of it to see a pile of french fries spilled out of the smoking farmstead...
- Threepio, shut down all the potato mashers on the detention level. Shut down all the potato mashers on the detention level!
- If you slice me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possible imagine!
- The Empire Slices Back
- Stop that. My skins are dirty.
My skins are dirty too, your highness... what are you afraid of? - ETA: Welcome, I'm Lando Calrissian, the administater of this facility...
- Remember your failure in the microwave!
- Han Robo drops into the aluminum foil wrapping chamber...
- Stop that. My skins are dirty.
- Return of the Spud-Eye
- Jabba the Spud: You were the best, Robo, but now you're Bantha Tots.
- This is your last chance, Jabba! Free us... or fry.
- Ee chub spud spud!
- The Phantom Lettuce
- Mesa your humble servant! 'tis demanded by the spuds!
- Ruffle cuts will be fine.
No, they won't! - Wesa getting slicen and masheden!
- Attack of the Scones
- Seeing her again is... intoxicating. [Potato vodka?]
- This clambake's over!
- I can see this contest will not be decided by our knowledge of the Sporks, but by our skills with the deep fryer!
- Revenge of the Chips
- (TBD) The Cookiee army: Rrrrawr!
Potato-potato-potato!
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Banazir