Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit (banazir) wrote,
Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit
banazir

  • Mood:
  • Music:

We'll be sent to the oil vats of Wesson, mashed into who-knows-what!


(Sorry for the hotlink, miyeko - I'll fix this later)

Over the weekend, masteralida showed us Darth Tater, which has been making the rounds. A few days later, miyeko and "Nuked Spudwalker" came up with this, which I just had to add to.



  • A Nuked Hope

    • Luke arrives at the hydroponic potato farm in his landspeeder, and jumps out of it to see a pile of french fries spilled out of the smoking farmstead...

    • Threepio, shut down all the potato mashers on the detention level. Shut down all the potato mashers on the detention level!

    • If you slice me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possible imagine!


  • The Empire Slices Back

    • Stop that. My skins are dirty.
      My skins are dirty too, your highness... what are you afraid of?

    • ETA: Welcome, I'm Lando Calrissian, the administater of this facility...

    • Remember your failure in the microwave!

    • Han Robo drops into the aluminum foil wrapping chamber...


  • Return of the Spud-Eye

    • Jabba the Spud: You were the best, Robo, but now you're Bantha Tots.

    • This is your last chance, Jabba! Free us... or fry.

    • Ee chub spud spud!


  • The Phantom Lettuce

    • Mesa your humble servant! 'tis demanded by the spuds!

    • Ruffle cuts will be fine.
      No, they won't!

    • Wesa getting slicen and masheden!


  • Attack of the Scones

    • Seeing her again is... intoxicating. [Potato vodka?]

    • This clambake's over!

    • I can see this contest will not be decided by our knowledge of the Sporks, but by our skills with the deep fryer!


  • Revenge of the Chips

    • (TBD) The Cookiee army: Rrrrawr!



Potato-potato-potato!

--
Banazir
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 17 comments