?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry


(Sorry for the hotlink, miyeko - I'll fix this later)

Over the weekend, masteralida showed us Darth Tater, which has been making the rounds. A few days later, miyeko and "Nuked Spudwalker" came up with this, which I just had to add to.



  • A Nuked Hope

    • Luke arrives at the hydroponic potato farm in his landspeeder, and jumps out of it to see a pile of french fries spilled out of the smoking farmstead...

    • Threepio, shut down all the potato mashers on the detention level. Shut down all the potato mashers on the detention level!

    • If you slice me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possible imagine!


  • The Empire Slices Back

    • Stop that. My skins are dirty.
      My skins are dirty too, your highness... what are you afraid of?

    • ETA: Welcome, I'm Lando Calrissian, the administater of this facility...

    • Remember your failure in the microwave!

    • Han Robo drops into the aluminum foil wrapping chamber...


  • Return of the Spud-Eye

    • Jabba the Spud: You were the best, Robo, but now you're Bantha Tots.

    • This is your last chance, Jabba! Free us... or fry.

    • Ee chub spud spud!


  • The Phantom Lettuce

    • Mesa your humble servant! 'tis demanded by the spuds!

    • Ruffle cuts will be fine.
      No, they won't!

    • Wesa getting slicen and masheden!


  • Attack of the Scones

    • Seeing her again is... intoxicating. [Potato vodka?]

    • This clambake's over!

    • I can see this contest will not be decided by our knowledge of the Sporks, but by our skills with the deep fryer!


  • Revenge of the Chips

    • (TBD) The Cookiee army: Rrrrawr!



Potato-potato-potato!

--
Banazir

Comments

masteralida
Jan. 23rd, 2005 06:21 am (UTC)
Chairman Kaga says, "Kyou no tema wa kore desu!" and removes with a flourish a cloth covering...potatoes. "Allez cuisine!"

ROFLOL! Hm... where would one find a chef's jacket to fit Vader....
banazir
Jan. 25th, 2005 04:45 pm (UTC)
Iron Sith
Hey, I'd watch it.

The funniest part would probably be the commentators:

BOSS NASS: Au gratin sauce be bombad tasty. Wesa like cheesy flavor!

IG-88: ... ANALYZING ORGANIC COMPONENTS... PLEASE STAND BY FOR MASS SPECROMETER / GAS CHROMATOGRAPH OUTPUT...

ANNOUNCER: With just 15 minutes left, Lord Vader is using the Force to accelerate his cooking. Just look at him slicing that roast! I hope you all like it medium well.

WICKET T. WARRICK: Ee chub yum yum!

TALON KARRDE: Do you think he realizes that's the pate d'ewok gras?

C-3PO (INTERVIEWER): Oh, dear. (Changing the subject) Do you think this challenger will finally be the one to defeat Lord Vader?

SEBULBA: Cha scrunnie do pat, sleemo.


--
Banazir

Latest Month

December 2008
S M T W T F S
 123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
28293031   

KSU Genetic and Evolutionary Computation (GEC) Lab

Teunciness

Breakfast

Science, Technology, Engineering, Math (STEM) Communities

Fresh Pages

Tags

Page Summary

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Naoto Kishi