Customers who bought this also bought... the farm?
- Feb. 11th, 2005 at 12:54 PM
(c) 2004 Amazon.com
OK, you really have to wonder what kind of rules are coming out of the data mining done on your transaction records when you log in to Amazon.com and it tries to sell you a home defibrillator, kthxbye. :-P
I mean, sheesh! You have one slice of pie a la mode and a couple of tablespoons of salsa con queso, and suddenly....
Edit, 14:25 CST: The top association is Panasonic ER421KC Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer, Wet/Dry, Lighted Panasonic
ROFL! You just know that one of these days, some Institute for Students on Aging somewhere is going to start coming up with explanations for that sort of thing.
As Judea Pearl said in 1999, though: "Like intelligence, religion, and sex, causality was meant to be practiced, not analyzed." The limiting factor here is that it only looks at intra-genre associations - here, that means you only get other health and personal care items that people bought, and neither CDs such as The Most Relaxing Classical Album in The World nor books such as Placebo Soup for the Hypochondriac's Soul.
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BWAhahahaha! Actually, I think they're just pushing the things to everyone; I've had it hit tops of my list when I'm logged in as me and when I'm not logged in at all.
:nod: It's $1500, too. Yeah, I don't see a huge gigantic lot of demand for that.
Just out of curiosity, I went and looked at the item description:
Uhhhhhh, okay. Weird. Now I'm tempted to go see what it tries to sell me. :)
So, what were your recommendations?
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Banazir
Gerry Rafferty? Isn't he the guy that sings "Right Down the Line?" I love that song. I don't know any of his other stuff, though.
Amazon.com (or "personal browsing" in general) is prohibited at your job? I thought you worked for
Gerry Rafferty? Isn't he the guy that sings "Right Down the Line?" I love that song. I don't know any of his other stuff, though.
I'm not sure; this song was the one with Raphael Ravenscroft's really hot saxophone solo in the middle, which I remembered from episode 3x02 of The Simpsons ("Lisa's Sax", aired 19 Nov 1997). It was the one where Lisa's first saxophone was ruined, and tells the story of how she got it because Homer and Marge couldn't afford to enroll her in a private academy for the gifted.
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Banazir
Personal browsing is looked at askance here if it stops you from doing your job. Generally if your performance is good, they'll let it slide, but anything that could be construed as shopping is really discouraged.
Cool about that song; I didn't know that. Now I'll have to give it a listen.
Ah, OK.
Personal browsing is looked at askance here if it stops you from doing your job. Generally if your performance is good, they'll let it slide, but anything that could be construed as shopping is really discouraged.
Well, I have opinions on such policies in places where I actually work, but it's their company and not mine. :-)
Cool about that song; I didn't know that. Now I'll have to give it a listen.
Cool. Oh, and I misread: it's not Season 3 - it was actually Season 9.
(I don't know whether you watched The Simpsons even back then, but it's definitely jumped the shark now.)
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Banazir
What can I say? If you believe that...
RplthrplthrptphRBHTHBHHTBBHHPTHHHT!
As for defibrillators in your McCoronary: I anticipated that a while back in The Lay of Cholesterol, nesupasu?
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Banazir
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(If you're going to sell medical equipment, don't skimp on your consumer electronics)
Hrm... that does not bode well for the HeartStart, now, does it? :-P
(If you're going to sell medical equipment, don't skimp on your consumer electronics)
True.
"The Bose KardioZapper 3000! 360-degree surround zap ensures that you will indeed rise again!"
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Banazir
Considering the HeartStart is basically just a giant capacitor, no, it doesnt.
Lemme just say for the record that I expect brand loyalty to be low for a Radio Shack AED. Similarly for HP/COMPAQ (iffy batteries, iffy LCDs), Gateway (bricks), WinBook (poo in a box), Toshiba (mixed performance), and IBM (best computers I've ever used, but I hate their batteries with a passion).
That leaves Sony (VAIO - you could at least go out in style!) and Dell (I don't like their computers, especially desktops, which have gone downhill; their notebook batteries are fine, though).
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Banazir
I've never used either brand of notebook, only their monitors.
NEC monitors are pretty sweet; but all that would really be good for is EEG displays, and maybe MRI when they get their freaking acts together and go digital someday.
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Samsung -- works for the first two years, but then must be shipped to Seoul every two years for repair, on a strict schedule
OK, so just acos I'm ignorant: what natural fleshtone is matched by the gunmetal gray of an HP Pavilion notebook?
Samsung -- works for the first two years, but then must be shipped to Seoul every two years for repair, on a strict schedule
Gah!
BTW, thanks again for
crushing me under the weight ofyour generous gift of GMail.--
Banazir
HP would make an attractive groovy flower patterned difibrilator. NEC would make one that looks just slightly ugly to anyone (for a perfect example, recall turboGrafx16)
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Your point?
I'm still not getting one... :-P
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10. Dirty Vegas - "Days Go By"
9. Marty Stuart - "Touch Me, Turn Me On, and Burn Me Down"
8. Rage Against The Machine - "Wake Up"
7. Reba McEntire - "For My Broken Heart"
6. Alan Jackson - "Sing A Song about the Heartland"
5. Black-Eyed Peas - "Let's Get It Started"
4. Don Williams - "Heartbeat In The Darkness"
3. Rolling Stones - "Start Me Up"
2. Evanescence - "Bring Me To Life"
1. Dwight Yoakam - "I Sang Dixie As He Died"
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