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My Teuncy Valentine

Feb. 14th, 2005 at 10:03 PM

Yeah, but a naked singing telegram from whom?!
*cringes*

Just in time for V-Day,

sui_degeneris dubs me the Patron of Earotic Music and Pimp of MP3s. ('twas all

jereeza, I tells ya! *point*)

Procrastination rears its ugly head: Well, will you look at this? I'm a full year late with some of these requests. (I have not forgotten! I'm just a little behind! *wiggle*)

Happy Singles' Awareness Day, everyone,
Banazir, Speaker for the Quick

Current Mood: thoughtful
Current Music:U2 - Electrical Storm

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Feb. 15th, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC)

hahaha, I seem to be doing that a LOT lately (3 times)

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Feb. 15th, 2005 10:39 pm (UTC)

Um...

... thanks?

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Banazir

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Feb. 15th, 2005 10:50 pm (UTC)

Re: Um...

you're welcome. enjoy the sweater

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Feb. 15th, 2005 11:04 pm (UTC)

Re: Um...

I shall feed it and love it and call it George.

Apropos de rien, I had an odd delusion when I was 4 or 5 years old: I believe d that I could reanimate hermit crabs and conchs from their empty shells if I stuffed them full of organic bits and pieces and applied enough heat energy. Hence, occasionally people would find me trying to fill a bathtub with scalding hot water (and pilfer boiling water for tea). In the bathtub were one or two conchs stuffed full of toilet paper - clean, of course. I remember having a fantasy of building a tank attached to a lightning rod. This device is depicted in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (a mediocre film, but the score is good and it has its memorable moments), though I had not yet read the book and the film was still nearly 20 years from being made.

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Banazir

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Feb. 15th, 2005 11:44 pm (UTC)

Re: Um...

a lightning rod? why not a cattle prod? that way you don't have to wait so long. plus, you shouldn't have trouble finding one, in your neck of the woods

;-)

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Feb. 15th, 2005 11:48 pm (UTC)

Bit of a Drama King

Operative word: five years old
Besides, I've always had a tiny flair for the dramatic. :-D

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Banazir

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Feb. 15th, 2005 09:47 pm (UTC)

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Feb. 15th, 2005 10:38 pm (UTC)

Eeeewwwllll

Well, at least you know it's 100% genuine hobbitfoot hair - very tasteful.

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Banazir

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Feb. 15th, 2005 10:50 pm (UTC)

Re: Eeeewwwllll

i like to wear cashmere, which is goat hair, so I can't complain.

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Feb. 15th, 2005 11:05 pm (UTC)

Hobbit hair is people!

Yes, but hobbit hair is, after all, human hair.

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Banazir

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andrewwyldgonzo

Feb. 16th, 2005 12:06 am (UTC)

You will be mine!

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Feb. 16th, 2005 04:17 am (UTC)

Innocent looks

*giggles coyly*

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Banazir

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sui_degeneris

Feb. 16th, 2005 02:06 am (UTC)

Earotic music?

I don't recall using that exact phrase, but if I didn't, I should have.

(And don't blame Mia. Yes, I know she's a bad influence, but you can't blame her for this one. You didn't have to host the file on Ringil and point people to it.)

Makes me glad I didn't ask for a proper Speaker for the Living reading from you. I'd still be waiting! (I just reread the transcript from that chat. It was one of the more amusing ones!)

(If you could friend me for Tane-Los, though, that would be nice. You needn't re-run the meme. Just friend me at some point. (No rush; I still need to read what you've sent me already.))

Thank you.

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Feb. 17th, 2005 07:50 pm (UTC)

Re: Earotic music?

I don't recall using that exact phrase, but if I didn't, I should have.
'twas acksherly used in aural pr0n, or so a lille Googlebirdie told me.
(Then again, so was Elektra, or so says Jen Garner, so, wot yew wlil.)

(And don't blame Mia. Yes, I know she's a bad influence, but you can't blame her for this one. You didn't have to host the file on Ringil and point people to it.)
Fine! Have another earworm!
*rummages*

Makes me glad I didn't ask for a proper Speaker for the Living reading from you. I'd still be waiting! (I just reread the transcript from that chat. It was one of the more amusing ones!)
Chat? Wot wot?
Yew can ask now. T***** affords one a lille more chance to be the Spinker for the Qvik.

(If you could friend me for Tane-Los, though, that would be nice. You needn't re-run the meme. Just friend me at some point. (No rush; I still need to read what you've sent me already.))

Thank you.
Done! Enyoj!

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Banazir

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sui_degeneris

Feb. 18th, 2005 02:42 am (UTC)

Re: Earotic music?

Ah, so my faulty memory isn't to blame for this.

Fine! Have another earworm!

Sheesh. You and Mia are on a two-person mission to make me get an iPod, did you know that? And the luxury budget for this year is just about non-existent. (If I could afford an iPod, I'd be in London right now!)

Chat? Wot wot?

Check your chat transcripts for 20040210. Around 20:30 Kansas time. Look for the phrase "green alien". That's what started this!

Yew can ask now.

Oh, you did mine. (See the aforementioned chatlog.) I'm just envious and grousing acos I got (basically) a one-liner and others got more detailed analyses ("what you've said, and what you haven't said, but have shown through your actions") or colorful horoscopes/fortune cookie fortunes.

T***** affords one a lille more chance to be the Spinker for the Qvik.

Erm... Now that you've got it, can't you refer to it by its full spelled-out name?

And I'm friended for Tane-Los! (First thing I did was scope out the dramatis personae. Very nice!)

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Feb. 28th, 2005 05:51 am (UTC)

Re: Earotic music?

(And don't blame Mia. Yes, I know she's a bad influence, but you can't blame her for this one.

ROFLOL. Is it bad that I was skimming comments and I see this, and instantly think, "What?? Mia didn't DO anything this time, I swear!"

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Mar. 1st, 2005 04:58 am (UTC)

A guiltiful mind

LOL! Tsk, tsk... it's just a sign of her player's wicked mind.

Speaking of which... when's yousa gonna post the Dude/Marry/Cliff meme?

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Banazir

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Mar. 1st, 2005 05:18 am (UTC)

Re: A guiltiful mind

LOL. Dude/Marry/Cliff? I like that.

Um, posting...now.

And I do not have a wicked mind!!

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Mar. 1st, 2005 10:12 am (UTC)

Dude/Marry/Cliff

I knew you'd cliff Hurley, you meanie!

Tell me now you don't have a wicked mind!

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Banazir

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Mar. 2nd, 2005 10:06 am (UTC)

Re: Dude/Marry/Cliff

me ~ innocent

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yodge

Feb. 16th, 2005 06:16 pm (UTC)

bha, yew WISH, bucko!!!

i *delivered* the nekkid sniging telegram... i dropped him orf at your place, see?

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Feb. 16th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)

Aye dknot!

bha, yew WISH, bucko!!!
I dknot wish! Prro lille shorn-haiwless Yowie!
("Bucko"?)

i *delivered* the nekkid sniging telegram... i dropped him orf at your place, see?
See above. I feared it woz so.

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Banazir

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