Funnily enerf, Mothers' Daz in Chona is the same as the Merkian Mothers' Day, but Chonese Fathers' Daz is 08 Aug (acos 08-08 is pronunced "ba[1] ba[1]", which is kindasorta homonymous with ba[4] ba[4]).
You know you are a TEUNC when...
... you get a spam titled "Newest RX for Men" and read it as "Newest R for X-Men". (Wlel, they did misspell Rx, which is an abbreviation for the Latin recipere, i.e., "take, thou".)
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