Tenure
- Mar. 8th, 2005 at 7:42 PM
If you dknot get enough sleep, yew won't have ten-yore. You'll have nine-yore. Nine-yore is terrible.
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"Tenure", by Jordan Pollack
To the tune of "Senor" by Bob Dylan
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