Well, I just noticed the business card she made for her dad, my mom's younger brother. Listen, folks, if I am ever blessed with a daughter, I want her to make me a business card that reads:
SUPER HERO TO THE RESCUE - GIVE ME FOOD
Because when you are a Tertiary Adjunct to Unimatrix 01 (i.e., Corporate VP of Interactive Services, Microsoft Corporation)? You have to figure on GIVE ME FOOD figuring prominently in your vernacular.