Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit (banazir) wrote,
Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit
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Revenge of the Janitor Princess

Remember my cousin, she of the cute eeek-face and Shirley Temple-like poses and OMGWTFCAREBEAR autobiography?

Well, I just noticed the business card she made for her dad, my mom's younger brother. Listen, folks, if I am ever blessed with a daughter, I want her to make me a business card that reads:


SUPER HERO TO THE RESCUE - GIVE ME FOOD

Because when you are a Tertiary Adjunct to Unimatrix 01 (i.e., Corporate VP of Interactive Services, Microsoft Corporation)? You have to figure on GIVE ME FOOD figuring prominently in your vernacular.



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Banazir
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