April 17th, 2006


The "New Titles" Meme

In the spirit of the "Alternative Authors" craze, here's a new mem:
Take a book or series that you have read and give it the title it really deserves.

Here's my contribution:

The Heritage of Shannara series

1. The Scions of Shannara: The Reruns of Shannara
2. The Druid of Shannara: The Tepid (and in No Way Phallic) Love Story of Shannara
3. The Elf Queen of Shannara: Most Predictable Horrorfic Ever of Shannara
4. The Talismans of Shannara: Why Don't You Just Build the Atomic Bomb of Shannara?

'tis truly a wonder of cheese and corn. Scions was kindasorta worth while, and I liked Druid despite the unrealistic dialogue.

Edit, 17:55 CDT Thu 20 Apr 2006 - here are my Collapse )

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