December 10th, 2006

food

The Logic of Granny-Feeding

Here is how my dad's mother figures one should scale one's caloric intake:

"You're thirtysomething, and I'm ninetysomething, so it's only right that you should eat three times as much as I do."

I love Banagran, but by that reckoning, when she was 60 and I was a month old, the proper ratio should have been about 720:1.

I'm just saying,
Banazir
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