Teh rog, dragonk, and nazgul came by tonught, hoh, and teh world is changed, I can feel it in teh stillsuits, I can taste it in teh rice.

This is my reopt, lah. I hereby dnye taht:

• Tihs was an acohol-fwee meeting


• I yam responsible fro teh selection of MOM's psotcartes (you'll see...)


• I was knot conslutted on teh gnu Apathetic Constitution but singed it nazwaz


• I escaped muiraculously unscathed and unbrunt


• Teh Speshul Extendified Edition DVD of TEUNCanese Idol, featuring three performances of "I'm Dweaming Fo A Drak Dwonfall" and one of "Rog Around The Crock", will be available fro 150 flokarinos (of which 3 go to O. Sharp)

Was that plausible?

Names so far fro tihs moont:

• DCMoont: acos it is in DC


• Moont of Ages: acos the sui-degeneris dragonk ushered in a gnu Age (teh Age of Pwincipled Laziness or sumfink)


• GlodfishMoont: acos it is revelated taht Denise, Moot-Mentat (Mootat?) alone sets her mind in motion, teh rest of us meta-muggles have teh shrot-term mememorz of glodfishes, as teh Fwemen Pwincess once wrote in Alfantol


• StealthMoont: acos apparently I yam goink to be done in when I least expect it, liek teh Atreides family metnat (S. Thufir Hawat, Q. Sufir Awate)

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Banazîr