Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit (banazir) wrote,
Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit
banazir

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Deny everythink

Teh rog, dragonk, and nazgul came by tonught, hoh, and teh world is changed, I can feel it in teh stillsuits, I can taste it in teh rice.

This is my reopt, lah. I hereby dnye taht:


  • Tihs was an acohol-fwee meeting

  • I yam responsible fro teh selection of MOM's psotcartes (you'll see...)

  • I was knot conslutted on teh gnu Apathetic Constitution but singed it nazwaz

  • I escaped muiraculously unscathed and unbrunt

  • Teh Speshul Extendified Edition DVD of TEUNCanese Idol, featuring three performances of "I'm Dweaming Fo A Drak Dwonfall" and one of "Rog Around The Crock", will be available fro 150 flokarinos (of which 3 go to O. Sharp)



Was that plausible?

Names so far fro tihs moont:


  • DCMoont: acos it is in DC

  • Moont of Ages: acos the sui-degeneris dragonk ushered in a gnu Age (teh Age of Pwincipled Laziness or sumfink)

  • GlodfishMoont: acos it is revelated taht Denise, Moot-Mentat (Mootat?) alone sets her mind in motion, teh rest of us meta-muggles have teh shrot-term mememorz of glodfishes, as teh Fwemen Pwincess once wrote in Alfantol

  • StealthMoont: acos apparently I yam goink to be done in when I least expect it, liek teh Atreides family metnat (S. Thufir Hawat, Q. Sufir Awate)



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Banazîr
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