My gift to you was going to be serenity, but then I realized: a day will bring it to you, and no amount of time will bring it to you. ;-)
I was going to offer you a certificate of respect from us young 'uns (darana, phawkwood, lonsolo, deire, queenmidalah, ldymlissa, me, etc.) but you get that every year!
Please accept, instead:
- this roll of ninja tape
- a blessed +2 d20 of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies!
- banazir's patented Alliance Mandarin-to-English babelfish, specially genetically engineered for super-crispiness! No matter how atrociously the putunghua gets massacred, you'll be able to understand it!
- your very own Cylon brain infestation - non-transferable, but RP character substitutions are always possible...
- a cantrip: Remove Glamor - for when you don't want to look like a wooden "American indian"
- Hermione Granger's spell of Slow JRT - this messes with the space-time continuum something fierce, so use it sparingly
- a spare magazine of rock salt
Many, many happy returns.