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Auld Lang Serenity: 2004 Firefly Pick-Up Line Contest, Round 1 of 2

OK, I'm finally posting the entries! Sorry for the delay; I had a free account then and couldn't make polls. :-D

Which of the following do you think is "worst" (awful, cringeworthy, clever, funny, or however you define it)? Choose one per contributor.

Poll #643682 The First Annual "Worst Firefly Pick-Up Line" Contest, Round 1 of 2

kaladhwen

"Hey whore, you can try out your feminine wiles on me anytime."
11(100.0%)

lonsolo

"You know they had a riot for me, so how's about you and me go have our own private riot?"
2(11.1%)
"You know my ship comes with its own Companion?"
1(5.6%)
"Hey there...Ever been naked in the desert? Wanna?"
3(16.7%)
"Hi there...how about you me and Vera have a threesome?"
4(22.2%)
"Did you know that I had a statue made of me? Anatomically correct."
4(22.2%)
"You know you and your girlfriend are really hot...I'll be in my bunk."
1(5.6%)
"Companions are overrated, if you don't have a screening process or don't want to get married right away, I've got this nice little ship..."
2(11.1%)
"Hey big guy, wanna go interview for a piloting job?"
1(5.6%)

tadiera

"I haven't seen that much skin since the last time Inara walked past."
13(100.0%)

thejov

"I'll be in my bunk. Would you and your friend like to join me?"
8(53.3%)
"The Reavers are comming! Get nekid in my bed! I'll protect ya!"
7(46.7%)

fuschia

"Has anyone ever told you how much you look like my sister?"
15(100.0%)

swishnflick

"Ya know, in some crappy little town somewhere, I'm a hero."
5(23.8%)
"Want to play doctor and mechanic?"
9(42.9%)
"You could make a shepherd want to leave his order!"
7(33.3%)
"You make me feel like a big damn hero."
0(0.0%)
"I made the bed warm for you..."
0(0.0%)

mashiroikaze

Wash: "Hey, wanna go to that crappy little town where I'm a hero?"
1(4.2%)
Jayne: "Wanna go play with my rifle?"
3(12.5%)
Kaylee: "Serenity's the smoothest ride from here to [destination]. I'm the second."
20(83.3%)

ryca

"You turn me on more than my gun named Vera!"
10(100.0%)

serenitystarre

"Ever heard of Shan Yu?"
1(5.6%)
"You know, I can kiss you with my brain."
4(22.2%)
"You and I have a mission. We have to... get it on."
5(27.8%)
"I only use my special Chinese swearwords while I'm having sex. Wanna hear 'em?"
8(44.4%)
"You have any mud? I'd like to buy your mud. Yes. Lots and lots of mud."
0(0.0%)

rmjwell

"Wanna meet my Big Damn Hero?"
10(66.7%)
"Talk Captain-Dummy talk to me."
5(33.3%)

anonymouse914

"I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early"
7(58.3%)
"The plan is to take your sister"
5(41.7%)

thanatos_kalos

"For you, I have a special machine..."
11(100.0%)

_kayser_

"No power in the 'verse can stop me....from getting in your pants!"
11(78.6%)
"Two by two. balls on you. ;)" -
3(21.4%)

kmolloy

"It's been a long damn time since anyone but me took hold of my plow. Wanna?"
7(50.0%)
"You know...the sound of wild sex keeps the Reavers away."
7(50.0%)

highandrandom

"Take me, take me hard."
10(100.0%)


Don't forget to go and enter this year's contest!

Edit, 20:10 CST - I saw Narnia this afternoon. Here are my initial impressions.

Did you know there's a hymn to the tune of "Auld Lang Syne?

Eighth Day of Christmas, following my personal LJ tradition (started in 2003):
"How Sweet The Hour"
Words: Fanny Crosby (1820-1915)
Music: "Auld Lang Syne", traditional Scottish tune

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