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Sand, bricks, and fireflies: 2004 Firefly Pick-Up Line Contest Round 2 and other fun

OK, here are the final choices! Please vote for one.
(I broke ties according to how I voted.)

Poll #645860 The First Annual "Worst Firefly Pick-Up Line" Contest, Round 2 of 2

Vote for the best pick-up line:

"Hey whore, you can try out your feminine wiles on me anytime." -kaladhwen
1(1.9%)
"Hi there...how about you me and Vera have a threesome?" -lonsolo
0(0.0%)
"I haven't seen that much skin since the last time Inara walked past." -tadiera
0(0.0%)
"I'll be in my bunk. Would you and your friend like to join me?" -thejov
1(1.9%)
"Has anyone ever told you how much you look like my sister?" -fuschia
15(27.8%)
"Want to play doctor and mechanic?" -swishnflick
6(11.1%)
Kaylee: "Serenity's the smoothest ride from here to [destination]. I'm the second." -mashiroikaze
13(24.1%)
"You turn me on more than my gun named Vera!" -ryca
0(0.0%)
"I only use my special Chinese swearwords while I'm having sex. Wanna hear 'em?" -serenitystarre
3(5.6%)
"Wanna meet my Big Damn Hero?" -rmjwell
1(1.9%)
"I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early" -anonymouse914
1(1.9%)
"For you, I have a special machine..." -thanatos_kalos
1(1.9%)
"No power in the 'verse can stop me....from getting in your pants!" -_kayser_
5(9.3%)
"You know...the sound of wild sex keeps the Reavers away." -kmolloy
6(11.1%)
"Take me, take me hard." -highandrandom
1(1.9%)


In other news:
1. zengeneral is eViol for introducing me to this.
2. Who among you has seen The Brick Testament (who wasn't shown it by yours truly)? Some of the expressions are just... classic.
3. Don't forget to enter this year's contest by Mon 09 Jan 2006!

Twelfth Day of Christmas, following my personal LJ tradition (started in 2003):
"Gather the Grain"
Words: Fanny Crosby (1901)
Music: Charles H. Gabriel

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Banazir
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