(I broke ties according to how I voted.)
Vote for the best pick-up line:
"Hey whore, you can try out your feminine wiles on me anytime." -
kaladhwen
kaladhwen1(1.9%)
"Hi there...how about you me and Vera have a threesome?" -lonsolo
lonsolo0(0.0%)
"I haven't seen that much skin since the last time Inara walked past." -tadiera
tadiera0(0.0%)
"I'll be in my bunk. Would you and your friend like to join me?" -thejov
thejov1(1.9%)
"Has anyone ever told you how much you look like my sister?" -fuschia
fuschia15(27.8%)
"Want to play doctor and mechanic?" -swishnflick
swishnflick6(11.1%)
Kaylee: "Serenity's the smoothest ride from here to [destination]. I'm the second." -mashiroikaze
mashiroikaze13(24.1%)
"You turn me on more than my gun named Vera!" -ryca
ryca0(0.0%)
"I only use my special Chinese swearwords while I'm having sex. Wanna hear 'em?" -serenitystarre
serenitystarre3(5.6%)
"Wanna meet my Big Damn Hero?" -rmjwell
rmjwell1(1.9%)
"I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early" -anonymouse914
anonymouse9141(1.9%)
"For you, I have a special machine..." -thanatos_kalos
thanatos_kalos1(1.9%)
"No power in the 'verse can stop me....from getting in your pants!" -_kayser_
_kayser_5(9.3%)
"You know...the sound of wild sex keeps the Reavers away." -kmolloy
kmolloy6(11.1%)
"Take me, take me hard." -highandrandom
highandrandom1(1.9%)
In other news:
1.
zengeneral is eViol for introducing me to this.2. Who among you has seen The Brick Testament (who wasn't shown it by yours truly)? Some of the expressions are just... classic.
3. Don't forget to enter this year's contest by Mon 09 Jan 2006!
Twelfth Day of Christmas, following my personal LJ tradition (started in 2003):
"Gather the Grain"
Words: Fanny Crosby (1901)
Music: Charles H. Gabriel
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Banazir
