Sand, bricks, and fireflies: 2004 Firefly Pick-Up Line Contest Round 2 and other fun

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Sand, bricks, and fireflies: 2004 Firefly Pick-Up Line Contest Round 2 and other fun

Jan. 5th, 2006 at 12:03 AM

banazir

OK, here are the final choices! Please vote for one.
(I broke ties according to how I voted.)

Poll #645860 The First Annual "Worst Firefly Pick-Up Line" Contest, Round 2 of 2

Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All. Participants: 54

Vote for the best pick-up line:

View Answers

"Hey whore, you can try out your feminine wiles on me anytime." -

kaladhwen

1(1.9%)

"Hi there...how about you me and Vera have a threesome?" -

lonsolo

0(0.0%)

"I haven't seen that much skin since the last time Inara walked past." -

tadiera

0(0.0%)

"I'll be in my bunk. Would you and your friend like to join me?" -

thejov

1(1.9%)

"Has anyone ever told you how much you look like my sister?" -

fuschia

15(27.8%)

"Want to play doctor and mechanic?" -

swishnflick

6(11.1%)

Kaylee: "Serenity's the smoothest ride from here to [destination]. I'm the second." -

mashiroikaze

13(24.1%)

"You turn me on more than my gun named Vera!" -

ryca

0(0.0%)

"I only use my special Chinese swearwords while I'm having sex. Wanna hear 'em?" -

serenitystarre

3(5.6%)

"Wanna meet my Big Damn Hero?" -

rmjwell

1(1.9%)

"I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early" -

anonymouse914

1(1.9%)

"For you, I have a special machine..." -

thanatos_kalos

1(1.9%)

"No power in the 'verse can stop me....from getting in your pants!" -

_kayser_

5(9.3%)

"You know...the sound of wild sex keeps the Reavers away." -

kmolloy

6(11.1%)

"Take me, take me hard." -

highandrandom

1(1.9%)

In other news:
1.

zengeneral is eViol for introducing me to this.
2. Who among you has seen The Brick Testament (who wasn't shown it by yours truly)? Some of the expressions are just... classic.
3. Don't forget to enter this year's contest by Mon 09 Jan 2006!

Twelfth Day of Christmas, following my personal LJ tradition (started in 2003):
"Gather the Grain"
Words: Fanny Crosby (1901)
Music: Charles H. Gabriel

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Banazir

Current Mood: lazy
Current Music:Crosby, Gabriel - Gather The Grain

Comments

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masteralida

Jan. 5th, 2006 06:06 am (UTC)

I saw The Brick Testament awhile ago, before you got evil and started posting links in chat rooms to gungan gods....

I think I need to go scrub my brain again.

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banazir

Jan. 5th, 2006 06:13 am (UTC)

Amazing Lego feats

Nothing can scrub out the giant bucket of Lego foreskins!

(Although, this is likely to get some folks riled up...)

I like the literal images: raising up a deliverer, handing over the enemy, and "the head of woman is man".

My favorite, though, has to be God having a cup of coffee while looking down at the flensed skeleton of the infidel.

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Banazir

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fleurdelista

Jan. 5th, 2006 06:07 am (UTC)

I saw The Brick Testament!

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glowing_dragon

Jan. 6th, 2006 01:29 am (UTC)

Hi. You just added me a couple days ago. Any particular reason why? Just curious.

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banazir

Jan. 6th, 2006 03:40 am (UTC)

Hello!

I think it was your reply to one of my comments in

news. I took a look at your LJ and it looked interesting, so I added you.

Nice to meet you. Feel free to add me back, if you like.

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Banazir

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glowing_dragon

Jan. 6th, 2006 05:40 am (UTC)

Re: Hello!

Haha, okay. Sounds good! I'll add you back. What's your name, by the way? (mine's Leslie)

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banazir

Jan. 6th, 2006 08:18 am (UTC)

Re: Hello!

My name is William Henry Hsu. Most of my friends call me Bill, and most of my students call me Dr. Hsu or Professor Hsu. Almost everyone online calls me Bana.

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Banazir

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glowing_dragon

Jan. 6th, 2006 09:02 am (UTC)

Re: Hello!

Ah, thanks. You may not have gathered it, but I am also Chinese.

If you care to, explain your username.

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