- Demosthenes: HEED ME, SNOTS
- Ojevind Lang: JANGLED VINO; JOAN DELVING (you have to have heard his Civ2 story); JADING NOVEL
- Laurie Forbes: LO, I BE A SURFER; I, BOAR/ELF USER (the SIKRIT lives of MOM)
- William Henry Hsu: RUIN A SHY WILHELM; SHIRE: WHY I'M A NULL; HER WHIM, A SUN LILY
- David Salo: ODD SALIVA; IS DAD OVAL?
- George Doane Freeman: A FEARED ONE-ERG GNOME; A "GO DEAFEN ROME" GENRE; A RENEGADE FOE-MONGER
- Nathan Banks: ANKH BAST NAN (possessed by Yahoototep!); BAT-SHANK ANN (ewww!); KANT BANS HAN ("What you SAY ,this CATEGORY COW IMPERATIVE , it's only a JOKE haha")
- Laurie Campos: A MIRACLE OPUS; ACME RIP-A-SOUL (dang Nazgul and their trasking Morgul-blades); SPUR A CIA MOLE (spyyyyy!)
- Donald Shepherd: DASH HELDED PORN (for sham[e]! fwaming Dash!); HASH PEDDLED RON; HE'S DR. - LOANED PHD
- T. T. Aravindhan: DR. AVANT-THAIN ("Gentlemen, you cannot teunce in here. This is the Teunce Room!"); HAN-TART VIAND; DRAIN THAT VAN
- Graham Lockwood: WHACK MOLAR! GOOD; GOLD, OH KARMA COW! (Sounds liek a Dwarvish-Indian fairy tale); WARG! (CODA: HOLM OK)
- Lisa Virmigle: I'M A GIRL, ELVIS; EVIL RAM SIGIL (what do yew do now, Indy?)
- Joy Wan Sing Khoo: A GOON SHOWY JINK; AGONY! JOSH IN WOK (Yojie! first p6ison, now coonking Barahirion?); KNOWN YAHOO JIGS
- Ermanna: A MANNER
- Bernard El-Hagin: A BRA-LENDER NIGH; RIBALD HAN GENRE; HANGED IN BARREL (ooh, mazbe Bagronk's barrel is haunted!)
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Banazîr