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Green laliens and borking in tongues

An ironic spam I just received:

From: 18 languages <sonia5553757a@bestotn.com>
To: hsuwh@hotmail.com
Subject: Online language learning.
Date: Wed, 18 Jun 2003 18:21:00 -0800

shitlmgorrlaxoeevdhgfhfyoordwcpmpuobskwt euqjmwcnfujkhrimvqgnyqepyoogqmncbwgiaswz

I guess this must be the gnu Entish-Orkish hybrid. Lal of the trask and none of the haste!

banazir
Magic Number14
JobConservationist
PersonalityDrifter
TemperamentPussy Cat
SexualJust Say No
Likely To WinA Nobel Prize
Me - In A WordBelligerent
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack


"Just say no"... wlokay, that's probabubbly quite accurate.
(Mais, drifter? Belligerent? And while it is remotely possible for me to win a Turing Award someday, a Nobel Prize, even fro Peace, is vert unliekly. Green is hokay, but that oversaturated lime-green is a lille hurgh except as a font color. And Gondhir would prolly have no idear wot I'm talking aboat.)


william hsu
Magic Number12
JobMost Hated Person - Ever
PersonalityA Worrier, I Worry That I Worry Too Much
TemperamentUnflappable
SexualJust Say No
Likely To WinThe Lottery
Me - In A WordDevious
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack




--
Banazîr

Comments

( 8 comments — Leave a comment )
(Anonymous)
Jun. 19th, 2003 01:48 am (UTC)
Woo!
I got...

mia kalogjera
Magic Number18
JobSinger
PersonalityFocussed And Driven
TemperamentCheck My Pulse
SexualGay
Likely To WinThe Lottery
Me - In A WordWhirlwind
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack (http://www.castlemooch.net/memejack/homepage.asp)



If this ends up like a ton of junk, blame LJ! Hugs, M.
banazir
Jun. 19th, 2003 07:37 am (UTC)
Re: Woo!
Whee! A focussed, driven, lottery-winning whirlwind with no pulse! Fedinately you.

(A gay singer? Wlel, just underscores your pwotean skills.)

--
Banazir
istari_ala
Jun. 19th, 2003 03:49 am (UTC)
*huggles the excited penguin*

Sorry, I can't help myslef. he's so cute!
banazir
Jun. 19th, 2003 08:04 am (UTC)
*huggles the excited penguin*
It says, "Meeeep!"

Sorry, I can't help myslef. he's so cute!
No pwoblem, as long as yew dknot poke him.

--
Banazir
(Anonymous)
Jun. 19th, 2003 10:17 am (UTC)
Well, it *would* be my LJ name if I had one...
sui_degeneris
Magic Number14
JobWriter
PersonalityProcrastinator (If The Apathy Doesn't Kill Me)
TemperamentBest Not To Ask
SexualIf I Have To
Likely To WinThe Lottery
Me - In A WordDivine
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack (http://www.castlemooch.net/memejack/homepage.asp)



Pretty scary stuff!

banazir
Jun. 19th, 2003 10:24 am (UTC)
Re: Well, it *would* be my LJ name if I had one...
Aha!
Is the color accurate?

--
Banazir
(Anonymous)
Jun. 19th, 2003 11:10 am (UTC)
Re: Well, it *would* be my LJ name if I had one...
Let's put it this way...

It was my first choice swimsuit color the last time I bought a swimsuit.

Is that scary enough?

(They were out-of-stock, though, so I ended up getting one that was more a periwinkle blue. But still...)
banazir
Jun. 19th, 2003 11:31 am (UTC)
Re: Well, it *would* be my LJ name if I had one...
A lille too close to magenta fro my taste, but chacun a son teunce! #-)

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Banazir
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