Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit (banazir) wrote,
Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit
banazir

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Green laliens and borking in tongues

An ironic spam I just received:

From: 18 languages <sonia5553757a@bestotn.com>
To: hsuwh@hotmail.com
Subject: Online language learning.
Date: Wed, 18 Jun 2003 18:21:00 -0800

shitlmgorrlaxoeevdhgfhfyoordwcpmpuobskwt euqjmwcnfujkhrimvqgnyqepyoogqmncbwgiaswz

I guess this must be the gnu Entish-Orkish hybrid. Lal of the trask and none of the haste!

banazir
Magic Number14
JobConservationist
PersonalityDrifter
TemperamentPussy Cat
SexualJust Say No
Likely To WinA Nobel Prize
Me - In A WordBelligerent
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"Just say no"... wlokay, that's probabubbly quite accurate.
(Mais, drifter? Belligerent? And while it is remotely possible for me to win a Turing Award someday, a Nobel Prize, even fro Peace, is vert unliekly. Green is hokay, but that oversaturated lime-green is a lille hurgh except as a font color. And Gondhir would prolly have no idear wot I'm talking aboat.)


william hsu
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JobMost Hated Person - Ever
PersonalityA Worrier, I Worry That I Worry Too Much
TemperamentUnflappable
SexualJust Say No
Likely To WinThe Lottery
Me - In A WordDevious
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