Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit (banazir) wrote,
Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit

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TEUNC Caht: The One with The Samurai Fishie

Now, this was unexpected... turns oot that I yam Azathoth.

Warning to TEUNC: Demos was Hastur.

I am Azathoth!

Known as the "Blind Idiot God", the center of all cycles known as Azathoth is the great void itself, infinite creation and inescapable oblivion made one. The Great God is without ego, as it has been embodied in a seperate consciousness as Azathoth has cast off the curse of self-awareness. Surrounded by the host of flautist servitors, piping the songs of the unknowable, Azathoth is not to be known by his aspirants. That is the purpose of another God...

Which Great Old One are you?

You're Jack Burton.
The Pork Chop Express.
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Wotever. :-D

You are a Teddy Bear Hamster!
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Twanscrapt from Fri 27 Jun 2003

[21:34] <tinderbox> choklit galah?
[21:35] <Denise> better than CHOKLIT guano...
[21:35] <Banazir> (Though the bomb-making materiel will have gone one step closer to WMDs)
[21:35] <tinderbox> lol
[21:35] <Banazir> And Arky will finally have the gnupowder for his takeover
[21:35] <Banazir> Knot to mention Ieyasu Traskugawa the UFAT Anti-Shogun
[21:35] <tinderbox> choklit guano as wmd?
[21:36] <Banazir> Oh my, yes
[21:36] <Banazir> CHOKLIT guano is banned in 148 countries
[21:36] <tinderbox> ieyasu baked the cake ... nobunaga ate it
[21:36] <tinderbox> hmm, taht's knot qute righht
[21:36] * Banazir changes topic to 'Sake Ga Hara'
[21:36] <tinderbox> lol@!
[21:37] <tinderbox> oh, i actually got that one
[21:37] * Banazir is now known as Musashi-Miyanomo
[21:37] * Musashi-Miyanomo swims around in BC Bay
[21:39] * Musashi-Miyanomo is a ronin
[21:39] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Ronin == "wave-man", a samurai adrift on the sea of life
[21:39] <Denise> ahhh...
[21:39] <Denise> yes, ulmo...
[21:40] * Musashi-Miyanomo has no master
[21:40] * Musashi-Miyanomo needs no master
[21:40] * tinderbox needs no master?
[21:40] <tinderbox> bah. too slow
[21:40] * Musashi-Miyanomo IS the fastest draw in Nippon, fater lal
[21:41] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Though Hax is a pterry fast draw, I hear
[21:41] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Much faster than Magenta with his clever renders, nazwaz
[21:41] <Denise> goodnight all!
[21:41] * Denise huggles the samurai hobbit gnight
[21:42] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Samurai fishie!
[21:42] * Musashi-Miyanomo makes sushi oot of his enemees
[21:42] * Denise has quit IRC (Quit:)
[21:43] * Musashi-Miyanomo has natural mail
[21:43] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Dknot need naz splint mail!
[21:43] <tinderbox> heh
[21:44] <tinderbox> lammellar armour
[21:44] * Musashi-Miyanomo gets his yumi and ya from the sea bed
[21:44] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Babmoo arrows!
[21:44] * Musashi-Miyanomo shoots cuttlefishies
[21:44] <tinderbox> sashimid!
[21:45] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Squishimi!
[21:45] <tinderbox> heh
[21:45] <tinderbox> squishi
[21:45] * Musashi-Miyanomo wanders dwon to a strange green light...
[21:45] * Musashi-Miyanomo hears a soft chant
[21:46] <Musashi-Miyanomo> "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
[21:46] * Musashi-Miyanomo is curious
[21:47] * tinderbox awaits the appearance of the horned one
[21:47] * Musashi-Miyanomo swims in fro a closer loonk
[21:47] * Musashi-Miyanomo sees a jellyrog
[21:47] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Ooh, qyoot!
[21:47] <tinderbox> heh
[21:47] <tinderbox> a box jellyrog?
[21:47] <Musashi-Miyanomo> A mini-Shoggoth
[21:48] * Musashi-Miyanomo sees some dundeead fishies
[21:48] <Musashi-Miyanomo> They loonk liek salmon skin rolls!
[21:48] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Eeew!
[21:48] * Musashi-Miyanomo sees eel skellingtons
[21:48] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Hrm.
[21:48] <Musashi-Miyanomo> This place maz knot be as much fnu as aye thot.
[21:48] * Musashi-Miyanomo bax awaz
[21:48] * Musashi-Miyanomo hears a titanic creaking
[21:49] * Musashi-Miyanomo trips over an odd non-Euclidean angle
[21:49] <tinderbox> sounds more like bismark
[21:49] <tinderbox> to me
[21:49] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Cllo, non-Euclidean goymetry
[21:49] * Musashi-Miyanomo sees a vert LARGE GREEN TENTACLE
[21:49] <tinderbox> getting very anime ;)
[21:49] <Musashi-Miyanomo> More deead cyan or teal
[21:50] * Musashi-Miyanomo sees the tentacle GLOW GREENER
[21:50] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Ah, that's better
[21:50] * Musashi-Miyanomo dodges the tentacle as it attempts to wrap him
[21:50] * Musashi-Miyanomo swims awaz vert fast
[21:50] * Musashi-Miyanomo is attaxed by shroggoths
[21:51] * Musashi-Miyanomo shoots his waz oot with babmoo arrows
[21:51] * Musashi-Miyanomo draws his trusty katana
[21:51] * Musashi-Miyanomo bisects mnaz kellyrogs
[21:51] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Kellyrogs?!
[21:51] <tinderbox> you miselled rusty ;')
[21:51] <Musashi-Miyanomo> RUSTY?
[21:51] <Musashi-Miyanomo> My soul this is!
[21:52] * Musashi-Miyanomo 's katana doesn't short oot udnerwater cf. Bana's lightsabre
[21:52] * Musashi-Miyanomo fights his way to the surface
[21:52] <Musashi-Miyanomo> Whew.
[21:52] * Musashi-Miyanomo swims bax to BC Bay...
[21:52] <Musashi-Miyanomo> ... to find it oddly silent
[21:54] * Musashi-Miyanomo holds breath
[21:54] * Musashi-Miyanomo looks above the water surface
[21:54] * Musashi-Miyanomo sees no scene of eldtritch hrroro
[21:54] * Musashi-Miyanomo is now known as Banazir
[21:54] <Banazir> Hrm
[21:55] * Banazir walks the deserted streets of BC
[21:55] <Banazir> A moostery!


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