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Moria

"Whoo! Thase orcs er agrissive, ahn't they?
En' that caive troll - what a beaut!
Nah we've come to th' lay of the most daingerous craytcha in Morier: the shedewy-winged Flame of Oodoon. Lit's jest hope ah prisince gaes unnaeticed. One misstip, and ih'll fly the skin frum us with a whip a-many thoongs end rip 'is fiery clawrs through ah raw bleedin' cahcasses!"


Fangorn Forest

"Hay we ah et the idge of Fengorn Forist, hame to a maist unyayshul mix of florer and forner daeting beck to the Fehst Aige. Thase strainge swaying shaipes in the mist er aither huorns er an even rerah spaishies kolled the tray-hehdahs, er Ints. Ah kent quite maik aht which thay ah et this distince, say ah'm goin to cut a brench with this hendy yootility ex and laht a maikshift tohrch..."


The Pelennor Field

"These mûmecks'll railly trample yew hahd if yew dain't stay cleah! They're the praide of Feh Hered! Ooph! And didjer say thet fill baist! Wot a beaut!! Thair an endainjed spaishies, so it's ehmportent to consehve them. Eh fill baist igg taiks a hundrid eigthy dais te hetch and it doesn't alwais werk when yoomins sit on them, trust me!"




TEUNC caht transcript
Sun 29 Jun 2003
Steve Irwin, Belrawg Henta (or is that Mûmeck Henta?)


[11:34] <Gondhir> Smurrows are WREAL!
[11:34] <Morwen> Smurrows are real...
[11:34] <Gondhir> They are a THREAT!
[11:34] <Gondhir> To our WAY OF LIFE!
[11:35] <Morwen> they are getting somewhat rare though, after the latest campaign
[11:35] <Banazir> And fater the galahs
[11:35] <Banazir> I introduced galahs into the BC ecosystem
[11:35] <Banazir> Fater the Strine FoTR mentioned "flaming galahs"
[11:37] <Yoj> bluddy galahs.
[11:38] <Banazir> LOL
[11:38] <Banazir> Did yew see the Strine LoTR?
[11:38] <Banazir> FoTR, that is?
[11:38] <Yoj> hehe, Oz accents in Founding Nomo were soooooo qyoot.
[11:38] <Yoj> aye.
[11:38] <Banazir> Hee
[11:38] <Gondhir> Strine?
[11:38] <Banazir> Aussie
[11:38] <Yoj> (australian)
[11:38] <Demosthenes> qyoot? crazed yoj
[11:39] <Banazir> LOL
[11:39] <Gondhir> It's different?
[11:39] <Demosthenes> ozstraylian mate!
[11:39] <Yoj> australian - austraian - strayan - strine
[11:39] * Banazir nods
[11:39] <Banazir> Toonk me a while to fogure that oot
[11:40] <Banazir> cf. acadiens - cadiens - cajiens - cajun
[11:40] <Yoj> i've an aussie fwend who despises australians who say 'strayan'. she can't staaaaand it.
[11:41] <Yoj> and she thinks poople from sydney talk oat of their noses.
[11:41] <Banazir> Sydney? Kindasorta
[11:41] * Demosthenes denies talking out his nose
[11:41] * Banazir knows a few Melbournians
[11:41] <Gondhir> Yoj: What does your friend think about The Crocodile Hunter from the Discovery Channel?
[11:41] <Yoj> oooh, try, Demos!! close yer mouth and try!!!!
[11:42] <Yoj> i have no idea. latghou i think he's pretty sad.
[11:42] <Yoj> poor guy's kinda qyoot, though. i mena, he's liek a lille kidlet.
[11:43] <Banazir> Yes, exacterly, Yoj
[11:43] <Banazir> I wonder how his wife stands it, though :-D
[11:43] <Gondhir> His wife's lalmost as crazy as he is.
[11:43] <Morwen> I think she can cope;-)
[11:43] <Yoj> "dont do thees at home keeds!! thees snaike ees the most daingeris in the WERRRLD!!" <POKE POKE>
[11:43] <Banazir> "Whoo! That mumak! Wot a BEAUT!"
[11:43] <Banazir> LOL
[11:43] <Gondhir> LOL.
[11:43] <Gondhir> I've seen him so it!
[11:43] <Demosthenes> lol
[11:44] <Banazir> More liek <THWACK THWACK>
[11:44] <Yoj> LOL
[11:44] <Banazir> Once he was in a pit with Komodo dragons
[11:44] <Gondhir> "This cobra is the most aggrrreeesive snahk ah've evah SEEN!"
[11:44] <Gondhir> *proceedes to knock it out of tree*
[11:44] <Yoj> LOL!!
[11:44] <Demosthenes> you watch it waz too much, bobviouslz
[11:44] <Gondhir> *acts surprised when it starts coming fater him*
[11:45] <Yoj> lol
[11:45] <Banazir> "Eif ah make one folse stip, thay'll tear the flesh from mah faice and RIP their shahp taith through muh bluddy cahcass!"
[11:45] <Yoj> LOL!!!!
[11:45] * Gondhir used to work at a "Discovery Channel Store" and we'd play his "Most Dangerous Adventures" tape lal the time. ;)
[11:45] <Banazir> Gret!
[11:45] * Gondhir members that!
[11:45] <Yoj> he's a good laugh.
[11:45] <Banazir> Wlokay, not LAL the time.
[11:46] <Gondhir> Then he got chased up a tree by one and it bit through his boot, though his sock, and somehow managed to knot break the skin...
[11:46] <Yoj> a friend of mine said that Discovery in merkia had a croc hunter MARATHON at one point...
[11:46] <Gondhir> WB
[11:46] <Banazir> "Whoo! Welcome beck!"
[11:46] <Gondhir> Yeah, they do that occasionally.
[11:46] <Banazir> YES THEY DID, YOJ
[11:46] <Yoj> hoi!
[11:46] <Banazir> Aaaaaargh!
[11:46] <Yoj> LOL!
[11:46] <Yoj> so funny!! she said she actually wotched it coz she looooooves him....
[11:46] <Banazir> LOL
[11:46] <Banazir> This is a Merkian?
[11:47] <Gondhir> He's hillarious.
[11:47] <Banazir> Tell me she isn't an Australian!
[11:47] <Yoj> yep!!! Australia needs to get some new exports...
[11:47] <Gondhir> He even goes *scuba diving* in his little khaki outfit too...
[11:47] <Yoj> No way!!!
[11:47] <Gondhir> Yesh.
[11:47] <Yoj> scuba diving in his lille shorts??!!!
[11:47] <Gondhir> LOL
[11:48] <Demosthenes> time for me to go sleepy boboes, i finmkl
[11:48] <Banazir> Gnught, Emos!
[11:48] <Gondhir> Night, Demo.
[11:48] <Yoj> my strayan fwends think he's a wacko.
[11:48] <Morwen> gnught
[11:48] <Demosthenes> night lal
[11:48] <Demosthenes> and sundry
[11:48] * Demosthenes has left #teunc
[11:50] <Gondhir> *CH is swimming along underwater, in khakis, looks up and sees lots and LOTS of shark sillouettes*
[11:50] <Gondhir> "From whar ah am, I cahn't tell what kind of shahk they are..."
[11:50] <Gondhir> *swims UP TOWARDS pack of unknown sharks...*
[11:51] <Banazir> Yep
[11:51] <Banazir> Irwin in Moria: http://www.livejournal.com/community/wee_tolkien/49004.html?thread=76652#t76652
[11:51] <Yoj> LOL
[11:51] <Gondhir> Oh dear...
[11:52] <Banazir> En' that caive troll - what a beaut!
[11:52] <Banazir> Can't you just see him on the Pelennor Field?
[11:52] <Banazir> Running alongside an eored?
[11:52] <Yoj> LOL
[11:52] <Gondhir> LOL
[11:53] <Banazir> "These mûmecks'll railly trample yew hahd if yew dain't say clayuh!"
[11:53] <Banazir> *TROMP*
[11:53] <Banazir> "*wheeze* They're the praide of Feh Harawd!"
[11:54] <Banazir> *Witch-king kicks him*
[11:54] <Yoj> LOL @ 'mûmecks'!!!
[11:54] <Banazir> :-D
[11:54] <Banazir> "Thet fell baist! Wot a BEAUT!!"
[11:55] <Banazir> *Eowyn beheads it*
[11:56] <Banazir> "But thair an endainjahs spaishies, so it's eemportent to consehve them. Fill baist eggs taik a hundrid eigthy dais te hetch and it doesn't alwais werk when yoomins sit on them, trust me!"
[11:57] <Yoj> LOL @bana
[11:57] <Banazir> Can't you just see him incubating a fell beast egg?
[11:57] <Gondhir> Yes.
[11:57] <Yoj> yee! i fill baist igg!!!


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banazir
Sep. 7th, 2006 03:20 pm (UTC)
Yee indeead
If you're looking at it in Firefox, though, some are null ones (tyopes and others I untagged but didn't delete). Any idea how to suppress those in Expressive?

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Banazir
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