Old primary tagline: Hobbit Jailbait
I have to explain this?
Oh, well, OK. I'm about to turn 33, the hobbit age of majority.
Old secondary tagline: How many roads must a hobbit teunce down?
This is a riff on the opening stanza from Bob Dylan's "Blowin' in the Wind":
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
New primary tagline: The Other Side of The Galaxy
This is a line from Tori Amos's song "Black Dove (January)":
You don't need a space ship
They don't know you've already lived
On the other side of the galaxy
This is evocative of the Federation starship Voyager of the eponymous Star Trek show, and of several other series that I may think to vid someday when time permits.
New secondary tagline: Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc
More lyrics - these are the opening words of "Dragostea Din Tei":
Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc (Hello [on a cellphone], greetings, it's me, an outlaw)
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea. (I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.)
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso (Hello, hello, it's me, Picasso)
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic (I sent you a beep [cellphone signal], and I'm brave [or strong])
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic (But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.)