The Logic of Granny-Feeding
- Dec. 10th, 2006 at 11:10 PM
Here is how my dad's mother figures one should scale one's caloric intake:
"You're thirtysomething, and I'm ninetysomething, so it's only right that you should eat three times as much as I do."
I love Banagran, but by that reckoning, when she was 60 and I was a month old, the proper ratio should have been about 720:1.
I'm just saying,
Banazir
"You're thirtysomething, and I'm ninetysomething, so it's only right that you should eat three times as much as I do."
I love Banagran, but by that reckoning, when she was 60 and I was a month old, the proper ratio should have been about 720:1.
I'm just saying,
Banazir
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Comments
So how much should my caloric intake be at 25? *ponders*
Your caloric intake should be epic. EPIC, hear me? You don't eat enough! You'll blow away inna stiff breeze!
See? Hobbit icon!
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Banazir
Hahaha. I wish it was epic! That reminds me though, I need food.
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