Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit (banazir) wrote,
Banazîr the Jedi Hobbit

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Enter The Dragonk

Everyone please welcome our teuncy fwend sui_degeneris, dragonk nonpareil, to LJ.
Many thanks to istari_ala for providing her with an account creation code.

Cornflake Girl redux: In case you haven't heard the old story about Dr. John Harvey Kellogg and his cornflakes of libido-trasking... wlel, now you have. True story! (Kellogg is also said to have advocated the use of athames to combat excessive Feanorism.) Graham crackers were invented to serve a similar purpose (that's a confirmed and well-documented urban legend, whereas the corn flake legend is "probably true, but not corroborated by published statements"). If you ever have too many of these, just cancel them oot with some potato crisps (chips, as we Merkians call them). Or call your fwendly neighborhood Jedi to come over and "turn on the teunce", as a belly-dancing Nazgul once put it.

A survey of Dr. John Harvey Kellogg's anti-sex crusade - Yes, Dr. Kellogg did advocate regular yoghurt enemas. Odd. Wlel, I suppose it goes to show how one can be full of cwap.

The Destroying Angel: Sex, Fitness & Food in the Legacy of Degeneracy Theory, Graham Crackers, Kellogg's Corn Flakes & American Health History by John Money

(tired but happy, having a Chewy granola bar... with CHOKLIT chips)

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