Shark Bait Chillin': Misheard Song Lyrics

I've got shark bait chillin' in the Frigidaire, a million ways of showin' you how I care.
-Trisha Yearwood, "If I Ain't Got You", The Song Remembers When (misheard by

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What are your favorite misheard lyrics? Please name the song title and artist if you know them.

(The above phrase was supposed to be "I've got Chardonnay chillin' in the Frigidaire".)

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