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TEUNC Caht: The One with Ewokcide


TEUNC Caht, Sat 26 Jul 2003
Newokcide and Pernese Dwagin Shenanigans

Cast
Gondhir: TakinCareOfBiznassDwarf, Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath, Thread, AFT_Thread, AFK_Thread
Banazir: B'nazir
Tripitaka: T'pitaka
Denise: Elizabeth


[20:20] * TakinCareOfBiznassDwarf is now known as Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath
[20:20] <Tripitaka> I should just give up
[20:20] <Tripitaka> I'm doomed
[20:20] * Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath trasks Tripitaka!
[20:20] * Tripitaka 's morale plummets
[20:20] * Tripitaka prepares to retreat
[20:20] * Tripitaka 's retreat becomes a rout
[20:20] <Banazir> An emergency rhino? http://www.livejournal.com/users/evil_nick/28753.html
[20:20] * Banazir is now known as Olorin
[20:20] <Olorin> Dknot lose hope!
[20:21] * Olorin encourages 3p
[20:21] * Tripitaka has quit IRC (Client exited)
[20:21] * Olorin is now known as Banazir
[20:21] <Banazir> Oh, wlel.
[20:21] <Denise> poor trippy...
[20:21] <Banazir> I wonder whether Gandalf had that problem during the Fell Winter.
[20:21] <Banazir> "Dknot lose hope!"
[20:21] <Banazir> Hobbits: Thanks, Gandalf!
[20:21] <Banazir> (die in large numbers)
[20:21] <Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath> *Hobbits die in droves*
[20:21] <Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath> LOL
[20:21] <Banazir> Gandalf: D'oh!
[20:22] * Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath descends upon the Shire...
[20:22] <Banazir> Aaaiiieee!
[20:22] <Banazir> Kyaiyeeee!
[20:22] * Banazir goes to war against Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath
[20:22] <Banazir> ... with a Newok army
[20:23] <Denise> *meep*!
[20:23] * Banazir shoots Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath with antidotes and Newok folk remedies
[20:23] * Banazir hits Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath with chicken soup
[20:23] * Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath descends upon the forest moon of Endor
[20:23] * Tripitaka has joined #teunc
[20:23] * Banazir dumps antibiotics and livegiving panaceas upon Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath
[20:23] <Banazir> He returns!
[20:24] <Banazir> Hail!
[20:24] * Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath arises from the now desert moon of Endor
[20:24] <Banazir> Aaack!
[20:24] <Tripitaka> You killed the Newoks!
[20:24] * Banazir chokes in the gasping dust
[20:24] <Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath> They started it.
[20:24] <Tripitaka> From now on it shall be known as Newauglith
[20:25] <Banazir> Ee chub git gond hir!
[20:25] <Tripitaka> Their bones lie bleaching in the parched sand
[20:25] <Tripitaka> Do we ever see Newok skellingtons?
[20:25] <Tripitaka> I know some of their shamans had bone ornaments
[20:25] * Banazir helps the few surviving Newoks who hid beneath the roots of the slain Trees out of hiding
[20:26] * Banazir releases Wicket's tribe from the shielded Imperial bunker
[20:26] * Banazir replants the seedlings of the great trees
[20:26] <Tripitaka> You're just trying to make them available for when HRFD comes around for a second pass
[20:26] <Tripitaka> The Red Star!
[20:26] <Tripitaka> Watch out for Threadfall!
[20:26] <Banazir> (Sssh! They are decoys! Holo-Newoks!)
[20:27] * Tripitaka is now known as T_pitaka
[20:27] * Banazir is now known as B
[20:27] * B is now known as B_nazir
[20:27] * T_pitaka mounts dragon
[20:27] <T_pitaka> How do you do, Miss Bhutto!
[20:27] * B_nazir sits astride brown Choklith
[20:27] <Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath> LOL
[20:28] * B_nazir goes aloft to fight Threead
[20:28] <T_pitaka> I s'pose M'neldil's got lellow Tamfiirith
[20:28] <B_nazir> TMI!
[20:29] <Denise> probably, trippy!
[20:29] * B_nazir changes topic to 'The Dwaginwiders of TEUNC'
[20:29] * Hideous_Red_Flaming_Deeath is now known as Thread
[20:29] * B_nazir flames Thread
[20:29] * Thread is now known as AFT_Thread
[20:30] * AFT_Thread flames worse!
[20:30] * T_pitaka goes /between/
[20:30] * B_nazir has Choklith jump between
[20:30] * B_nazir pops oot
[20:30] * T_pitaka has quit IRC (Client exited)
[20:30] <Denise> trask..
[20:30] * B_nazir flames AFT_Thread
[20:30] * B_nazir has Choklith jump between
[20:30] * Denise is now known as Elizabeth
[20:30] * AFT_Thread declares victory over T_pitaka!
[20:30] * B_nazir pops bax in over AFT_Thread
[20:31] * Tripitaka has joined #teunc
[20:31] * B_nazir flames AFT_Thread into oblivion
[20:31] <Elizabeth> wb trippy!
[20:31] <B_nazir> *psaaag*
[20:31] * Tripitaka emerges from /between/
[20:31] <B_nazir> Yew lost yer dragonk?
[20:31] * Elizabeth looks insulted...
[20:31] <Elizabeth> What am I, chopped liver?
[20:32] * Elizabeth is a replacement dwagin!
[20:32] <B_nazir> Elizabeth!
[20:32] <B_nazir> Oh, I geddedit
[20:32] <Elizabeth> Yes?
[20:32] <B_nazir> But 3p lost his honorific apostrophe
[20:32] <Elizabeth> Hmmph!
[20:32] <B_nazir> Or underscore, as the case maz be
[20:32] * Tripitaka walks right past a dragonk called "Math"
[20:32] <AFT_Thread> Lizardbreath!
[20:32] * Tripitaka is now known as T_pitaka
[20:32] <B_nazir> IRTA "Nath"
[20:32] * Elizabeth trasks the thread with a fireball...
[20:33] * T_pitaka picks a dragonk called _Mirth_
[20:33] * Elizabeth sighs....
[20:33] <Elizabeth> rejected again...
[20:33] <B_nazir> LOL
[20:33] <Elizabeth> dejected again...
[20:33] <B_nazir> Aww
[20:33] * B_nazir introduces Elizabeth to Choklith
[20:33] <T_pitaka> You did not see me with Nath!
[20:33] <T_pitaka> Or with Darth, for that matter
[20:33] <B_nazir> Woah!
[20:33] * Elizabeth looks... intrigued....
[20:34] * B_nazir dismounts quickly as Choklith takes orf
[20:34] <B_nazir> Yer knot sposed to fly them when we're ON BOARD!
[20:34] <B_nazir> Sheese!
[20:34] * Elizabeth looks innocent!
[20:34] <B_nazir> LOL, an innocent-loonking Pernese
[20:34] <B_nazir> Amuzzling
[20:35] * Elizabeth waits on the ground for Choklith to return...
[20:35] <B_nazir> (Aye was talking to Choklith, nazwaz)
[20:35] <B_nazir> He's following yew!
[20:35] <Elizabeth> Eeks!
[20:35] * B_nazir feels inexplicably... funny
[20:35] <Elizabeth> LOL!
[20:35] * AFT_Thread afks again for more biznass takin' care of.
[20:35] <AFT_Thread> BBE...
[20:35] * Elizabeth wadddles off to a private cove...
[20:35] * B_nazir goes loonking fro a bowl of cornflakes
[20:35] * T_pitaka observes that B'nazir looks inexplicably funny
[20:35] * AFT_Thread is now known as AFK_Thread
[20:36] * Elizabeth checks to see whether Choklith is following her...
[20:36] * B_nazir feels certain that Choklith is fedinately following Elizabeth
[20:36] * Elizabeth draws a veil of modesty over subsequent events...
[20:36] * B_nazir eats cornflakes
[20:36] <Elizabeth> *ahem*!
[20:36] <T_pitaka> Choklith is a fedaykin?
[20:36] <B_nazir> LOL
[20:37] * B_nazir notes that 3p sounds like him
[20:37] <T_pitaka> Hrm
[20:37] <B_nazir> M'dib, rider of blue Melanth
[20:38] * B_nazir changes topic to 'Shai-Hulud vs. the Great Worm'
[20:38] <B_nazir> Several months later...
[20:38] * B_nazir chects Elizabeth's hatching ground
[20:39] <B_nazir> Wow, that's a lont of eggses
[20:39] * Elizabeth waddles out of the cove, yawning and stretching...
[20:39] * Elizabeth looks innocent!
[20:39] <B_nazir> LOL
[20:39] * B_nazir loonks at Choklith
[20:40] * B_nazir observes that Choklith loonks a lille too smug fro his own goond
[20:40] <B_nazir> A lille too Smaug, even
[20:40] * B_nazir is impwessed
[20:40] * B_nazir 50p
[20:42] * Elizabeth wanders off in search of new adventures...


--
B'zîr, Rider of Brown Choklith
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