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TEUNC Caht: The One With Tourette's

Amid a caht wherein I was planning a pizza party (for the REU wrap-up tomorra) and wibbling about legion mimic mutants, I stopped to count how many books I was reading at once. I was surprised to realize it was seven, not three as I had previously thought.



TEUNC Caht, Sun 27 Jul 2003
Banazir Gets In A Heap of Twouble

Cast
Banazir
Gondhir: Sea_World
Denise


[23:55] <Denise> the catholic fish-on-friday thing is from a pope (for some reason, i think it was one of the leos) who wanted to stimulate the italian fishing industry. pure crass commercialism...
[23:55] <Sea_World> Stewpit popes...
[23:56] <Sea_World> Well, knot "stewpit" I guess. Smart. But knot very holy IMO...
[23:56] <Banazir> Popes have generally been very savvy
[23:56] <Denise> well, some of them weren't. and a lot of them were anti-women...
[23:56] <Banazir> A lot, yes
[23:57] <Banazir> But as businessepople the leaders of Cahtolic church were generally knot bad
[23:57] <Banazir> (As in, vert successful)
[23:57] <Denise> oh yes... largest landowner and all...
[23:57] <Denise> *very* savvy...
[23:57] <Banazir> As plotical leaders, competitive
[23:57] <Banazir> As military leaders, knot so competitive
[23:58] <Sea_World> They didn't have to be military leaders
[23:58] <Banazir> Case in p6int: Pope Leo crowning Charlemagne
[23:58] <Sea_World> (much to his surprise)
[23:58] <Banazir> Sometimes they had to plan long-term strategy
[23:58] <Banazir> Take the sons of Charles, for example
[23:59] <Banazir> Louis the Pious and the other two
[00:00] <Banazir> Pippin!
[00:01] * Banazir couldn't remember for a sec
[00:01] <Denise> yes?
[00:01] <Sea_World> Banazir has tourett's syndrome...
[00:01] <Banazir> Pepin, Louis (the Pious), and Charles (the Bald)
[00:01] <Banazir> http://acasun.eckerd.edu/~oberhot/flouisphis.htm
[00:01] <Banazir> LOL
[00:01] <Sea_World> He just blurts out Hobbit names at odd times...
[00:01] <Banazir> BULLroarer!
[00:02] <Banazir> (Kuduk Tourette's is vert inconvenient)
[00:02] <Banazir> (Rosie doesn't liek being called Estelle, frexemple *hsulb*)
[00:03] <Sea_World> Hurgh. Must have been especially bad in bed...
[00:03] <Sea_World> Rosie: Oh, Sam! Sam!
[00:03] <Sea_World> Banazir: Oh, Rosie! Estelle! Pearl! Diamond!
[00:03] * Banazir loonks innocent
[00:03] <Denise> eeks!
[00:03] <Denise> YR
[00:03] <Sea_World> Rosie: *stern look*
[00:04] <Sea_World> Rosie: Hurgh! You can go sleep with Mr, Frodo, tonight!
[00:04] * Banazir loonks sheepish
[00:04] <Banazir> (Could be worse)
[00:04] * Denise tosses banazir a blanket...
[00:04] <Denise> oh?
[00:05] <Sea_World> Banazir: Oh, Frodo! Merry! Pippin! Gandalf!
[00:05] <Banazir> (Could be other waz around)
[00:05] <Denise> true...
[00:05] <Banazir> No, no!
[00:05] <Denise> LOL!
[00:05] <Banazir> SHE could go sleep with Mr. Frodo tonight
[00:05] <Sea_World> LOL




TEUNC Caht, Mon 28 Jul 2003
Memetikoi Polyalloi

Cast
Banazir: Bana-Party-Planning, Helot, Arien, Odysseus, Telemachus, Elentari, Manwe
Gondhir: Working_Dwarf, Ulmo, The_Ossentator, Vaporized_Ossenator, Little_Bit_of_Ossenator, Mandos, Eru
Sean: Ducky
Morgil: Morgil_Almighty


[16:11] * Bana-Party-Planning wonders how Elessar would ever have managed to take care of the Reunited Kingdoms if Khand and the Easterling kingdoms had surrendered and sought to enter a confederacy of vassal states
[16:12] <Bana-Party-Planning> "We surrender... now feed us!"
[16:12] * Bana-Party-Planning changes topic to 'The Eldarion Doctrine'
[16:12] <Working_Dwarf> LOL
[16:12] <Working_Dwarf> Wekll, they had to have been eating *something* before...
[16:12] <Ducky> he had to accept the surrender first
[16:12] * Bana-Party-Planning bombs Nurn
[16:13] * Bana-Party-Planning declares war on Near Harad
[16:13] <Ducky> We surrender
[16:13] <Bana-Party-Planning> The Corsairs have WMDs!!
[16:13] * Working_Dwarf sprays Agent Orange on the Entwives farms...
[16:13] <Bana-Party-Planning> Hurgh!
[16:13] <Ducky> What is he saying? I dunno, it's all greek to me
[16:13] <Ducky> kill them all
[16:13] <Bana-Party-Planning> It WAS Greenk!
[16:13] <Bana-Party-Planning> HE was Greenk, fllo!
[16:13] <Ducky> see!
[16:13] <Working_Dwarf> "It's Dwarf to me!" -Old Westron saying.
[16:14] * Bana-Party-Planning changes topic to 'Metaballon Anapauetai'
[16:14] * Bana-Party-Planning is now known as Helot
[16:15] * Helot foments wevenge
[16:15] * Helot plants rice
[16:15] * Ducky plants landmines
[16:15] * Helot slips in a few legion mimic mutants
[16:15] * Working_Dwarf ferments revenge...
[16:15] * Working_Dwarf drinks the results...
[16:15] * Helot sprinkles the ground with dragon's teeth!
[16:15] <Helot> Bwaha!
[16:16] * Working_Dwarf lobs artillery rounds over the minefiled
[16:16] * Helot teunces over the minefield
[16:16] * Ducky calls in an airstrike
[16:16] * Helot is amazzlingly knot blowed up
[16:16] * Helot picks up a spear
[16:17] * Working_Dwarf activates Icarus!
[16:17] * Helot picks up a helm
[16:17] * Helot is now known as Arien
[16:17] * Working_Dwarf fries Helot
[16:17] * Arien shines dwon on Ikaros
[16:17] <Working_Dwarf> Ikaros refocuses the light onto Helot
[16:18] * Arien reflects from Helot's shiny shield and helm
[16:18] * Arien zaps Working_Dwarf in the eye
[16:18] * Working_Dwarf gets an eyepatch
[16:18] <Working_Dwarf> Argh!
[16:18] <Arien> ... aaaaand we're bax to the Corsairs
[16:18] * Arien is now known as Odysseus
[16:18] <Working_Dwarf> Odd how that works...
[16:18] * Working_Dwarf is now known as Ulmo
[16:19] * Odysseus sights the Corsairs
[16:19] * Ulmo is knot pleassed with Odysseus...
[16:19] * Odysseus steers for Scylla and Charibdis
[16:19] <Odysseus> Kersic!
[16:19] <Odysseus> I'll make them a fofer they can't refuse!
[16:20] * Odysseus bribes the monsters with CHOKLIT
[16:20] * Ulmo calls out a hit on Odysseus...
[16:20] <Odysseus> D'oh!
[16:20] * Ulmo brings in... The Ossenator
[16:20] * Ulmo is now known as The_Ossenator
[16:20] * Odysseus goes with Ossentator-101 acos he wants to live
[16:20] * The_Ossenstor is now known as The_Ossenator
[16:21] * The_Ossenator leads Odysseus to "safety"...
[16:21] * Odysseus goes to Tol Eressea
[16:21] * Odysseus sets explosive charges lal around Cyberdyne Labs</font>
[16:22] * Odysseus strings his bow
[16:22] * Odysseus shoots the Olympusnet chips with Belthronding
[16:22] <Odysseus> There's one more chip!
[16:22] <Odysseus> And it must aslo be destroyed!
[16:22] * The_Ossenator comes fater Odysseus...
[16:22] * Odysseus fires up his kiln
[16:23] * Odysseus drenches The_Ossentator in Greek fire
[16:23] * Odysseus drenches The_Ossentator in olive oil
[16:23] <The_Ossenator> IT cannot be destroyed by naz craft that you possess.
[16:23] * Odysseus shoves The_Ossentator into his kiln
[16:23] * Odysseus shoots The_Ossentator repeatedly, Legolas-style
[16:23] * The_Ossenator evaporates
[16:23] * The_Ossenator is now known as Vaporized_Ossenator
[16:24] <Odysseus> We haven't much time!
[16:24] * Vaporized_Ossenator is inhaled by Odysseus...
[16:24] * Odysseus koffs
[16:24] * Odysseus koffs VO oot
[16:24] * Odysseus holds his breath
[16:24] * Vaporized_Ossenator condenses inside Odysseus's lungs
[16:24] <Odysseus> Aye koffed yew oot!
[16:24] <Vaporized_Ossenator> Knot lal of me.
[16:24] <Odysseus> Trask
[16:25] * Vaporized_Ossenator is now known as Little_Bit_of_Ossenator
[16:25] * Odysseus drkings some tonic water
[16:25] * Little_Bit_of_Ossenator is absorbed into Odysseus's bloondstream
[16:25] * Little_Bit_of_Ossenator makes its way into his carotid artery
[16:25] * Odysseus changes topic to 'Memetik Polyalloi'
[16:25] * Little_Bit_of_Ossenator flows into his brain.
[16:25] <Ducky> bax
[16:25] * Little_Bit_of_Ossenator causes a massive stroke.
[16:25] <Odysseus> No nanoparticles!
[16:26] * Little_Bit_of_Ossenator is knot nano!
[16:26] * Odysseus can't move his left arm
[16:26] <Little_Bit_of_Ossenator> Just vert small...
[16:26] <Odysseus> Trask
[16:26] <Little_Bit_of_Ossenator> MASSIVE stroke!
[16:26] * Odysseus can't spink
[16:26] * Odysseus appeals to Pallas Athene
[16:27] * Little_Bit_of_Ossenator is now known as MAndos
[16:27] * Odysseus scribbles on a vellum sheet
[16:27] * MAndos is now known as Mandos
[16:27] * Mandos is now known as Mandos_
[16:27] * Odysseus tells Telemachus to make an offering to Varda
[16:27] <Odysseus> 150 goats
[16:27] * Mandos_ listens to Odysseus's plea
[16:27] <Odysseus> 6 large pizzas
[16:27] <Odysseus> ... and a case of Diet Pepsi
[16:28] <Ducky> Jolt!
[16:28] <Odysseus> ... and a case of Jolt
[16:28] <Ducky> must...have....caffine
[16:28] * Odysseus is now known as Telemachus
[16:28] * Telemachus obeys
[16:28] * Mandos_ finds Odysseus guilty.
[16:28] * Telemachus offers Jolt at the shrine of Pallas Athena
[16:28] * Telemachus is now known as Elentari
[16:28] * Mandos_ sentences Odysseus to 9573958 years in the Halls of MAndos
[16:28] * Elentari intervenes
[16:29] * Elentari commutes Odysseus's sentence
[16:29] * Elentari heals Odysseus
[16:29] * Mandos_ is the Judge
[16:29] * Mandos_ will knot be countermanded
[16:29] <Elentari> Bha
[16:29] * Elentari is now known as Manwe
[16:29] * Manwe says "Hasta la vista, Namo"
[16:29] * Manwe blows Mandos awaz
[16:29] <Mandos_> There is no appeal from the Judgements of MAndos
[16:30] <Mandos_> I yam the Lah!
[16:30] * Mandos_ appeals to Eru
[16:30] * Mandos_ is now known as Eru
[16:30] * Eru is now known as Iluvatar
[16:30] <Manwe> LOL
[16:30] <Manwe> Eru's nick is protected?
[16:30] * Iluvatar banashes Manwe to the 8th Dimension along with Buckaroo Bonzai
[16:30] <Iluvatar> (yesh)
[16:31] * Manwe holds hands with Melkor
[16:31] <Iluvatar> That's a good boy
[16:31] * Manwe joins forces with Melkor!
[16:31] * Manwe initiates the Dagor Dagorath
[16:32] * Manwe destroys Arda
[16:32] * Manwe spares Jolt and pizza
[16:32] * Iluvatar holds up his right hand.
[16:32] * Manwe has Jolt and pizza
[16:32] <Iluvatar> The music stops.
[16:32] <Manwe> Yesh?
[16:32] * Iluvatar initiates a gnu theme.
[16:32] <Iluvatar> Disco.
[16:32] <Manwe> AAaaaaaaggghghh!
[16:33] * Manwe casts himelf into the Outer Void
[16:33] <Manwe> MAAAAKKE IT STOOOOOPP!
[16:33] * Iluvatar has Aule place giant disco balls at each pole.
[16:33] * Iluvatar has Varda light them.
[16:33] * Manwe wields Grond
[16:33] * Manwe smashes the glitterballs
[16:33] * Morgil_Almighty sets the caht straight once and for all
[16:34] <Morgil_Almighty> That's better...
[16:34] * Manwe is now known as Banazir
[16:34] <Banazir> Whew
[16:34] * Iluvatar is now known as Gondhir
[16:34] <Gondhir> Wot happened?
[16:34] <Banazir> Discoragnarok
[16:34] <Morgil_Almighty> Now, let us have some good, *clean* fun...
[16:34] <Gondhir> Frightening...
[16:34] <Banazir> With Neskimos?
[16:34] <Ducky> are we back to normal now?
[16:35] <Ducky> or what passes for normal round here
[16:35] <Ducky> Neskimos?
[16:35] <Ducky> what is with you and neskimos?
[16:35] <Gondhir> Well, the disco balls *were* at the ppoles, Bana...
[16:35] <Gondhir> He keeps mistaking them for Ewoks, Duck.


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Banazîr

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