Tante Flossie's Theme
to the tune of Still Burning by Matt Slocum
Performed by Sixpence None The Richer
(as sung by Durin's Bane, the Balrog of Moria, to Olorin)
http://www.sixpence-ntr.com (Track 6)
What's this? An Istar?
A wielder of Anar?
A light that my shadow cannot crush
I'd fight fire with fire
If I but had the room
Upon this the pass of judgement
This abyss of Khazad-dum [*]
This narrow bridge of doom
So when you bar my path
I'll take hold of you
I know your fire is a Ring
That's cool news to me
Your staff that is breaking
Gives a light that is making
Both my 'rog wings fairly glow
A tactical sacrifice
This wiz'll pay the price
Why do you set out to block the one bridge
Then tell me I cannot pass
It's hard to believe that we fall
That we'll fall for minutes on end
But I know your doom is at hand
[*] Aficionados of the slow-motion fall of Gandalf the Grey
(you know the drill) may substitute:
"That you'll soon be hanging from"
Menny teuncy-happy returns!