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Skin of eVile: How To Make A Marmite Golem

  • Jan. 7th, 2004 at 12:02 AM
sam
banazir
The Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Skin of Evil" aired tonight on TNN, and of course I had to go share this immediately with jellybeanzulu, masteralida, vretallin, deire, gondhir, and twinbee:

[19:17:23] banazir: Armus the Marmite Golem on ST:TNG - TNN!
[19:22:35] banazir: "Skin of eViol" - the one wot kiled Tasha


[19:19:21] jellybeanzulu: is it really called "the Marmite Golem"?
[19:19:43] jellybeanzulu: I had a room-mate who kept that stuff in the fridge.. it was really vile

[19:17:49] vretallin: LOL
[19:35:59] vretallin: there was a post some time ago about armus beign a marmite golem in startrek misc group I think
[19:36:16] vretallin: the poster even detailed a 'ritual' on getting marmite adn animating it into a golem heheeh
[19:36:23] banazir: This one?
[19:36:23] banazir: http://snipurl.com/3osb
[19:36:41] vretallin: roflol it was yours hehe
[19:36:44] vretallin: yes indeed. :)
[19:36:51] banazir: lol
[19:37:01] vretallin: I read that back a long time ago.
[19:37:12] vretallin: probably when you first posted it. :)
[19:37:37] banazir: "Tune in next time for instructions on how to deanimate it."
[19:37:50] banazir: Pity I never got around to it :-D
[19:37:58] vretallin: roflol.
[19:37:59] vretallin: yeah
[19:38:06] vretallin: woudla been funny
[19:38:40] banazir: Well, that was Ermanna's gnubie quest in TEUNC
[19:39:04] vretallin: roflol :)
[19:39:18] vretallin: go hunt the marmite golem or aniimate one or hint and deanimate?
[19:39:35] banazir: I think it was to capture it and deanimate it
[19:39:36] vretallin: I think I should be more afraif that you *know* what marmite is. ;)
[19:39:40] banazir: We have a lot of leftover marmite
[19:39:43] vretallin: LOL
[19:39:53] banazir: Oh, I've never tried it
[19:39:55] vretallin: left over from what? (She asks bravely)

[19:17:59] deire: LOL
[19:40:38] deire: ew
[19:40:41] deire: Kill it!
[19:40:44] deire: Kill the beast!
[19:40:54] banazir: You've tried it? I never have
[19:41:03] deire: Nope. Eyucj
[19:47:41] deire ewewew marmite ew
[19:50:19] deire Why anyone would wnt to spread yeast extract on toast....

[19:26:08] gondhir: e-vile!
[19:26:34] banazir: eVile - where you can bid on disgusting sutff
[19:31:00] gondhir: jereeza bids on poo?
[19:31:19] banazir: She does?
[19:31:40] gondhir: At eVile!
[19:32:34] banazir: Oh
[19:32:40] banazir: Aye thot she jsut rates it
[19:33:14] gondhir: LOL
[19:38:56] banazir: http://snipurl.com/3osb
[19:38:59] banazir: Memember taht one?
[19:40:54] gondhir: No...
[19:41:11] * gondhir was knot in AFT at taht time.
[19:41:23] * gondhir was at sea on taht date. :P
[19:41:26] banazir: Ah
[19:41:55] banazir: "Eyucj" needs a deinition
[19:42:18] banazir: I think it's a Newok expwession of disgust
[19:42:20] gondhir: Yew just lik it cuz it looks lik "yoj". :P
[19:42:27] banazir: Eyucj!

[19:49:33] twinbee: haha. nice recipe hehe
[19:49:40] twinbee: its not a good idea to eat golems
[19:51:02] twinbee: you have a patient sense of humour
[19:51:09] twinbee: i could never type that out :-P


mrowe is going to be teacher's assistant for a Photoshop course!
Go, Morwen!

On the downside, at least half of the student body is academics; it'll be like herding TEUNCs :-) -mrowe
Do you know how the teuncs first came to be?
You should see wot it's liek herding academic TEUNCs...

Seen in megpie71's journal:

SimilarMinds Compatibility Results
banazir |||||||||| 100% ||||||||| 89%
celandineb ||||||||| 90% ||||||||| 88%
twinbee ||||||||| 85% |||||||| 85%
masteralida |||||||| 81% ||||||||| 86%
wondergurl_77 |||||||| 80% ||||||| 72%
istari_ala ||||||| 67% |||||| 64%
auriam |||||| 63% |||||| 63%
megpie71 |||||| 61% |||||| 61%
similar complementary  
How compatible are you and your friends?


Edit, 11:15 CST: Updated to include celandineb and masteralida

Edit, 17:45 CST: Happy Birthday, mostlyacat!
(Wlel, it's still afore midnught GMT as I psot this.)

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mrowe
Jan. 7th, 2004 06:14 am (UTC)
You should see wot it's liek herding academic TEUNCs...

From what I recall, we don't herd well...
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banazir
Jan. 7th, 2004 06:15 am (UTC)
From what I recall, we don't herd well...
# Hurdy-hurdy-hurdy... #
and zee choo-koo-lit, and zee MOOZE!

Have a good class!

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(great icon, BTW)
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angelislington
Jan. 7th, 2004 08:14 am (UTC)

I watched it too!

I always hated Tasha. Her death was so stupid, but so nessesary. *grins*
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banazir
Jan. 7th, 2004 04:48 pm (UTC)
I watched it too!
CRUSHER: She's gone.
PICARD (thickly): Gone?
RIKER: She's just restin'! She's pining for the fnords!

I always hated Tasha. Her death was so stupid, but so nessesary. *grins*
Meenie!
:-P

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banazir
Jan. 7th, 2004 05:15 pm (UTC)
Re: Odd...
That is odd.
I would have guessed you would be Dream (as I am), or Delirium (as I expected to be).

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banazir
Jan. 8th, 2004 04:43 pm (UTC)
Re: Odd...
Mabe I am a wily femme... ;)
Waaah!
Frist Yowie, then Tamf, now yew too?
Yer lal eViol?

*snif*

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banazir
Jan. 7th, 2004 05:15 pm (UTC)
Re: Oh, and odder yet
Have you seen the other labels?
This one doesn't surprise me - wot did yew expect to get?

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banazir
Jan. 8th, 2004 02:30 pm (UTC)
Re: Oh, and odder yet
I'm surprised at myself filling out that quiz, is wot. *g*
Adn yer knot surprised at me filling it oat?

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f00dave
Jan. 8th, 2004 03:12 pm (UTC)
Marmite Golem! *chortle*
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banazir
Jan. 8th, 2004 03:48 pm (UTC)
Marmite Golem! *chortle*
Yeah, it's lal fun and games until a big brown-black monstrosity shows up at your door and starts trasking you.

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f00dave
Jan. 8th, 2004 05:05 pm (UTC)
No URL needed; I have a tub of it in my tea cupboard.
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banazir
Jan. 8th, 2004 05:09 pm (UTC)
No URL needed; I have a tub of it in my tea cupboard.
eeeeeVile.

Aren't you concerned that a necroteuncer will come and animate it to trask you in yer sleep? Or ataleast scare that rodent of yours?

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f00dave
Jan. 9th, 2004 03:08 pm (UTC)
eeeeeVile.

Moi?


Aren't you concerned that a necroteuncer will come and animate it to trask you in yer sleep? Or ataleast scare that rodent of yours?

No, because I'm far too rational to believe that such a thing is possible. And we have *two* chinchillas. Shan has also informed me that they might not be rodents, either.

All of that was far too dry, however, so instead, let me say: "LOOK! A PEASANT!!! **BURNINATE IT**!!!!!!"
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banazir
Jan. 9th, 2004 05:41 pm (UTC)
eeeeeVile.
Moi?
Eh bien, toi.
I recently learned that an ex-Borg Fremen Princess, one with the sweetest, most guileless face you could describe, is pure teddy beorn-devouring eViol. Can you comprehend it? Nay, I dare say you cannot.

Aren't you concerned that a necroteuncer will come and animate it to trask you in yer sleep? Or ataleast scare that rodent of yours?
No, because I'm far too rational to believe that such a thing is possible.
Bha! Hie thee hence unto convert_me!
I'll make a Valarist of you yet!
Aiya Eldalie ar Atanatari, utulie’n aure!

And we have *two* chinchillas. Shan has also informed me that they might not be rodents, either.
If they are chinchillas, they are rodents. When I worked at the Beckman Institute, the facilities boasted a breeding colony of chinchillas in the basement (they are expensive! $2 a day to maintain, much more than rabbits and mice).

All of that was far too dry, however, so instead, let me say: "LOOK! A PEASANT!!! **BURNINATE IT**!!!!!!"
Get away, were-worm!
Get the behind me!
Fall into the nothingness that awaits you!
Go back to the shadow! You cannot pass!
And up... and down... and up... and down...
Feel the burn!!

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f00dave
Jan. 10th, 2004 04:09 pm (UTC)
I don't know what a Valarist is, and I don't want to know, either. I'm too busy with Real Life, lately. ;-)

Our chinchillas aren't 2$ a day to maintain. More like a quarter a day, each. If that. Canadian. And despite everyone on the web claiming they are rodents, there's some controversy due to their overlong intestinal tract, diet, and some other bits and pieces I've forgotten. If you're interested, I can get Shan to supply links on the subject. I don't really care, myself: they're cute, but they shit *everywhere*.

Wrong Burninator. Do you not know the wonder than is Trogdor, Burninator of Peasanties? Do you not read Strong Bad's email? What the hell is wrong with you? =)
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banazir
Jan. 10th, 2004 06:40 pm (UTC)
Chinchillas and Trogdor
I don't know what a Valarist is, and I don't want to know, either. I'm too busy with Real Life, lately. ;-)
Ah - dacorudo (d'accord).

Just FYI, if you change yer mind later... ;-)
A Valarist is simply one who venerates JRRT's Valar cf. the RC saints (or more likely, the Greco-Roman pantheon on which they are partly modeled).

[chinchillas are cheep]
Hrm. I wonder why they were the most expensive furries in Beckman, then. Odd.

[chinchillas may knot rilly be rodents]
I'm interested, acos wot else would they be? Primates cf. lemurs?

Wrong Burninator. Do you not know the wonder than is Trogdor, Burninator of Peasanties? Do you not read Strong Bad's email? What the hell is wrong with you? =)
Yes, of curse - and is Trogdor knot part dragonk, part man?
Wot do you think a were-worm is, nazwaz? :-P

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f00dave
Jan. 10th, 2004 09:41 pm (UTC)
Re: Chinchillas and Trogdor
If you follow the "proper" diet, by feeding them little bits of dried up berries and whatnot, flow in from the Andes, it probably *would* cost a pile of money. We feed 'em a few tablespoons of "Chinchilla Food" (9$ for a 2-lb bag from the petstore ... lasts at *least* a month). Vitamin drops in their water ever fourth refill, a handful of "salad" (hay) now and then, and their dustbath quasi-daily. That's it. Oh, and non-cedar wood shavings (20$ for a GIANT compressed bag of the stuff) once every few weeks when we change their cage. They're not as cheap as hamsters, but a *lot* cheaper than a dog/cat.

I've put in a request for sources on the ?rodent issue.

Don't you hate it when cannon contradicts itself? Trogdor was a man, he was a dragon man, or maybe he was just a dragon, but he was still Trogdor!
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f00dave
Jan. 10th, 2004 10:34 pm (UTC)
Re: Chinchillas and Trogdor
Shan says that she can't find the sources, and that the consensus seems to be "rodent". So ignore that whole thread.
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banazir
Jan. 11th, 2004 05:47 am (UTC)
Are chinchillas rodents?
Shan says that she can't find the sources, and that the consensus seems to be "rodent". So ignore that whole thread.
OK, no problem.
If you come across any such controversy or conclusions, please do let me know.

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f00dave
Jan. 11th, 2004 02:46 pm (UTC)
Re: Are chinchillas rodents?
Mais, oui! or Buf, of course! [in a thick, French waiter accent]
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banazir
Jan. 11th, 2004 05:41 am (UTC)
Re: Chinchillas and Trogdor
If you follow the "proper" diet, by feeding them little bits of dried up berries and whatnot, flow in from the Andes, it probably *would* cost a pile of money.
[cheap care and feeding]
Cool! You make me want to get one.
Are your chinchillas dust-bath-happy?
I saw one on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno that had learned to dust-bathe itself. Neat trick.

Don't you hate it when cannon contradicts itself? Trogdor was a man, he was a dragon man, or maybe he was just a dragon, but he was still Trogdor!
Wot is Trogdor canon, nazwaz?

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f00dave
Jan. 11th, 2004 05:52 am (UTC)
Re: Chinchillas and Trogdor
They're *born* dust-bath-happy: they don't bathe in water, in their natural environment or in cages. Water mucks up their (superfine) fur, and would probably lead to them getting some horrible illness, due to the cold. If they do happen to get wet, they need to be patted dry with a towel, and kept warm, otherwise slimy pods will appear in the cage, and they'll get all mean and ugly. Or was that if you fed them too late at night? Oh, bother.

Yeah, canon, not cannon (I can't type worth beans lately). Um, Trogdor canon? Well ... anything/everything from www.homestarrunner.com? "And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIGHT!!!"
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banazir
Jan. 11th, 2004 05:59 am (UTC)
Re: Chinchillas and Trogdor
They're *born* dust-bath-happy: they don't bathe in water, in their natural environment or in cages.
Ah.

Water mucks up their (superfine) fur, and would probably lead to them getting some horrible illness, due to the cold. If they do happen to get wet, they need to be patted dry with a towel, and kept warm, otherwise slimy pods will appear in the cage, and they'll get all mean and ugly. Or was that if you fed them too late at night? Oh, bother.
# Fater midnught... #

(Chinchillas are of the same family as mogwai? That exprains a lont.)

Um, Trogdor canon? Well ... anything/everything from www.homestarrunner.com? "And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIGHT!!!"
Ah, hokaz.
Thanks (for this and the chinchilla info).

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f00dave
Jan. 11th, 2004 02:49 pm (UTC)
Re: Chinchillas and Trogdor
Well, they're both cute and you shouldn't get them wet but there's nothing wrong with feeding them after midnight. Probably a related genus.... *nods all aknowingly like*

Could it be? You really didn't know that Trogdor was Strong Bad's creation from one of his Flash-animated emails? If you've not seen those, then you need to go and watch them all RIGHT NOW. =]
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banazir
Jan. 22nd, 2004 09:10 pm (UTC)
TROGDOR!!!
Well, they're both cute and you shouldn't get them wet but there's nothing wrong with feeding them after midnight. Probably a related genus.... *nods all aknowingly like*
You need a long grey beard and a Manchurian Sage costume to pull that orf.

Could it be? You really didn't know that Trogdor was Strong Bad's creation from one of his Flash-animated emails?
Oh, yes, I knew. Didja catch the reference to Trogdor in the AD&D scene in the Buffy series finale? (Or are you one of the non-BTVS folks? I forget.)

lol, Strong Sad said "chiaroscuro"! :-D

I even just played the Trogdor video game, scoring a measly 384 points (7 levels) the first time. :-P

If you've not seen those, then you need to go and watch them all RIGHT NOW. =]
Yeah, yeah.
/me watches again

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