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Microsoft stock acquired: Persuant to yesterday's discussion, I bought 1000 shares of MSFT this morning. Wlacksherly, I talked to my financial planning clientmom on the phone and advised her to place an order in the family Ameritrade account, which she did from Taipei while I was still asleep. Funny, that. Ah, but it's so hard to get up before 10:00 these days!




Are you Addicted to the Internet?

66%


Hardcore Junkie (61% - 80%)
While you do get a bit of sleep every night and sometimes leave the house, you spend as much time as you can online. You usually have a browser, chat clients, server consoles, and your email on auto check open at all times. Phone? What's that? You plan your social events by contacting your friends online. Just be careful you don't get a repetitive wrist injury...



The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Quiz Me!



Lower than istari_ala (82%) and mrowe (69%)?!
I demand a recount!


From celandineb's LJ:
You are a Compulsive Procrastinator
You are a Compulsive Procrastinator!
You can stop any time, can't you? Any time... For
you, it isn't about avoiding the work. In
fact, you might be quite interested in the
essay topic. But before you start, you are
just going to play a relaxing game of
Minesweeper on the computer. Just to warm up
your brain and get you in the right frame of
mind. But it hardly counts as a game if you
find a bomb immediately, does it? And really,
if you get right to the end and have to choose
between the last two squares, and choose wrong,
well, that really isn't fair, is it, because
that was guesswork - it had to be guesswork! -
and the rest was logic. No, you deserved that
game. So youre going to play another. Just
one more. Just until you win one... This is a
really good form of procrastinating, because
you can pretend you aren't procrastinating at
all. I mean, one computer game is hardly
procrastinating, is it? You really are about
to start, and once you start there will be no
interruptions. None at all.

What kind of Procrastinator are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Sounds about right...


For shmeepster and others, courtesy of tonight's teunc IRC brainstorm:
How to Make LoTR into A Porn Film in Five Easy Steps 1
(Warning: rated NC-17 for sexual language)
I love you when you're possessed. -jereeza

1 Disclaimer: Hey, Morgil and gondhir started it, and jereeza and Demosthenes finished it! I was just following along! *innocent look*

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Banazîr

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zaimoni
Jan. 13th, 2004 08:11 am (UTC)


Ok...


Are you Addicted to the Internet?

74%


Hardcore Junkie (61% - 80%)
While you do get a bit of sleep every night and sometimes leave the house, you spend as much time as you can online. You usually have a browser, chat clients, server consoles, and your email on auto check open at all times. Phone? What's that? You plan your social events by contacting your friends online. Just be careful you don't get a repetitive wrist injury...




The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Quiz Me!





Don't believe this one....


You are NOT a procrastinator
You are not a Procrastinator.
Oh for heavens sake, why are you doing this quiz?
Are you trying to gloat at the rest of us? The
closest you come to procrastinating is when you
do the assignment which you like better before
the one which is due first. You've never
handed anything in late in your life, and you
start writing your essays weeks before they are
due - sometimes the day you get the topic. And
where does it get you? It leaves you as the
person with heaps of free time the day before
the assignment is due, and nobody to spend it
with - because all your friends are busy
writing their essays properly, at the last
minute. I just hope you are a worker and not a
full-time student - there is no other
justification for such appallingly
over-organised behaviour.


What kind of Procrastinator are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

banazir
Jan. 13th, 2004 08:17 am (UTC)
74% addicted to the Internet
Why is everyone getting higher scores than I am?
Is it acos more half of the 15 huors a day I spend online is work?

[not a procrastinator]
Don't believe this one....

Hrm. celandineb got it, too.
If you look at the possible answers, it's a sensitive quiz (differentiating among Online and Social Procrastinators).
Oh wlel.

--
Banazir
(Anonymous)
Jan. 13th, 2004 09:58 am (UTC)
Missing the fun. Again!
For shmeepster and others, courtesy of tonight's teunc IRC brainstorm:
How to Make LoTR into A Porn Film in Five Easy Steps 1


You people just wait for me to leave to stop idling, innit? I always miss the good stuff. Oh, well. At least we've had itchy nuts when I was still there.

So, so much wrong with that last sentence.

1 Disclaimer: Hey, Morgil and gondhir started it, and jereeza and Demosthenes finished it! I was just following along! *innocent look*

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

--
Danger is my middle name
banazir
Jan. 13th, 2004 06:14 pm (UTC)
Re: Missing the fun. Again!
You people just wait for me to leave to stop idling, innit? I always miss the good stuff. Oh, well. At least we've had itchy nuts when I was still there.
Itchy rhino (monocerous) nuts, dknot froget.

So, so much wrong with that last sentence.
Liek, wotever, d00d.

Disclaimer: Hey, Morgil and gondhir started it, and jereeza and Demosthenes finished it! I was just following along! *innocent look*
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
No, rilly!

--
Banazir
gondhir
Jan. 13th, 2004 10:06 am (UTC)
Lower than istari_ala (82%) and nath_herelf (69%)?!
I demand a recount!

Lower than me too!

Oh, and it said I was NOT a procrastinator either. Boviously lies, flames AND trolls.
banazir
Jan. 13th, 2004 06:15 pm (UTC)
Lower than me too!
Ah, yes, you were tied with mrowe.

Oh, and it said I was NOT a procrastinator either.
Boviously lies, flames AND trolls.

No duh! :-D

--
Banazir
malakhai
Jan. 13th, 2004 02:13 pm (UTC)
LOTR porn? Moi?

*innocent blink*

tee hee!!!!!!! :D
banazir
Jan. 13th, 2004 06:18 pm (UTC)
Yee, LOTR pr0n
LOTR porn? Moi?
Bwaha, I know you too well for that, big sis!

*innocent blink*
tee hee!!!!!!! :D

Hey, that is a pretty effective innocent blink.
Unfortunately, it probably infringes on sui_degeneris's intellectual property...
(Is that a copyright or a patent, nazwaz?)

--
Banazir
malakhai
Jan. 14th, 2004 12:40 am (UTC)
Re: Yee, LOTR pr0n
Actually, to be entirely honest, I stole that innocent blink from crevette.
banazir
Jan. 14th, 2004 03:04 am (UTC)
Re: Yee, LOTR pr0n
Actually, to be entirely honest, I stole that innocent blink from crevette.
Rilly?
Where'd she get it from? :-D

--
Banazir
malakhai
Jan. 14th, 2004 03:42 am (UTC)
Re: Yee, LOTR pr0n
Hmmmm...I'm not sure! You'd have to ask her! :)
banazir
Jan. 14th, 2004 05:44 am (UTC)
Re: Yee, LOTR pr0n
Hmmmm...I'm not sure! You'd have to ask her! :)
OK, if I see her post in your LJ, I will! :-D

--
Banazir
malakhai
Jan. 14th, 2004 05:51 am (UTC)
Re: Yee, LOTR pr0n
Feel free, she doesn't bite...unless you ask! ;)
banazir
Jan. 14th, 2004 05:52 am (UTC)
Re: Yee, LOTR pr0n
Feel free, she doesn't bite...unless you ask! ;)
*is frightened* (but prolly not nearly enough)

--
Banazir
hfx_ben
Jan. 13th, 2004 02:40 pm (UTC)

62%

Hardcore Junkie (61% - 80%)
While you do get a bit of sleep every night and sometimes leave the house, you spend as much time as you can online. You usually have a browser, chat clients, server consoles, and your email on auto check open at all times. Phone? What's that? You plan your social events by contacting your friends online. Just be careful you don't get a repetitive wrist injury...


Not a bad quiz ... though /some/ of the questions were pretty wonkie. (No, not tronkie!)
hfx_ben
Jan. 13th, 2004 02:45 pm (UTC)
I thought this was a nice touch: "400,049 people have taken this quiz.
And 62,009 got the result "Hardcore Junkie" like you. "
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banazir
Jan. 13th, 2004 06:31 pm (UTC)
Re: YRAINW
Disclaimer: Hey, Morgil and gondhir started it, and jereeza and Demosthenes finished it! I was just following along! *innocent look*
Acksherly, I see now that Tripitaka had a hand in the start and the finish.

Uh-huh, that's right.
istari_ala clearly identifies Trippy as the culprit.
Eet woz Trip, aye tells ya! He's the "tilde-stirrer"!

You were possessed, man!
*kiss*
M.
;)


... as poison is drawn from a wound!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

--
Banazir
(ahem)
(Anonymous)
Jan. 13th, 2004 07:23 pm (UTC)
Re: YRAINW
Eet woz Trip, aye tells ya! He's the "tilde-stirrer"!

I completely agree. If he didn't start talking about his nuts none of this would have happened.

But then again, to paraphrase Dr. Malcolm:

...TEUNC finds a way. It always does.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Tell that to the Judge...Dredd! I'm gonna sue (and Mary Joe) you for inflicting emotional pain. The image of scratchy rhino nuts has warped my fragile little mind.

--
Danger is my middle name
banazir
Jan. 13th, 2004 07:36 pm (UTC)
TEUNC will find a way
Eet woz Trip, aye tells ya! He's the "tilde-stirrer"!
I completely agree. If he didn't start talking about his nuts none of this would have happened.
Um, yes.

But then again, to paraphrase Dr. Malcolm:
...TEUNC finds a way. It always does.
Please don't start naz transgender dinosaur wogah.
Fell beast slash is laso deprecated in this LJ.
Thnak yew fro yer cooperation.

Tell that to the Judge...Dredd! I'm gonna sue (and Mary Joe) you for inflicting emotional pain. The image of scratchy rhino nuts has warped my fragile little mind.
Sue me, 1337 H@><0r boi!
You think the jury will listen to someone of yer... baxground?
Bwaha.

--
Banazir
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banazir
Jan. 13th, 2004 07:54 pm (UTC)
Re: Mmm... fell beast...
*turns and RUNS!*
Wot, they pix up Nazgul adn drop them?
Gnu heights (/me 20p) of sadomasochism, is wot.

(Hrm, still possessed. Curious.
It usually wears orf overnught...)

--
Banazir
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banazir
Jan. 13th, 2004 08:03 pm (UTC)
Re: Mmm... fell beast...
Dknot ax, dknot tlel...
Too late fro taht!
gondhir has started court-martial proceedings on grounds of fraternization with Fill Baists.

/me looks around
Mmm... aura...

I feel sew durty

Tickles
Aah! Get orf! Wot do yew take me fro, Elmo?
(Oh, here we go again...)

--
Banazir
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banazir
Jan. 13th, 2004 09:32 pm (UTC)
Re: LOL!
Heeeeee!
IRL, I'd give you a great big squeezehug now.

Aww, bax atcha.
(Hehe, qyoot piggy.)

I dknot feel durty atoll!
It's just the psotlunarity talking!
(Ataleast if yer Orthodox Jewish or sumfink.)

I feel... teuncy... and I wonder what colour scheme I just typed in, too.
Urple.

--
Banazir
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banazir
Jan. 13th, 2004 09:38 pm (UTC)
Post-Lunarity
LOL! Pesky priests! I'd like to see them as lunar slaves...
Somewhere, sometime, there must be or must have been a male menstrual cult. (A menstrual cult of males, knto a cult of male msntruators, your Venezuelan aboriginal creation myth knotwithstanding.)

... hey... what if you're a nun and you go bazooks?
Hmm. Remind me to get a nun in a teunc caht some time.

Wot's white adn black and urple and lellow and red and blue and screams liek a Nazgul?

--
Banazir
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Re: Post-Lunarity - banazir - Jan. 14th, 2004 03:02 am (UTC) - Expand
(Anonymous)
Jan. 13th, 2004 08:53 pm (UTC)
Re: TEUNC will find a way
Please don't start naz transgender dinosaur wogah.

Okay. You start it and I'll take it safely to a finish.

Fell beast slash is laso deprecated in this LJ.

You'd like to blame me for everything, is that it?

Thnak yew fro yer cooperation.

I cooperate noth. You're not the boss of me.

Sue me, 1337 H@><0r boi!

You can't sweet talk me, boi!

You think the jury will listen to someone of yer... baxground?

They will suffer me.

And oh, yeah:

I did not have sexual relations with *fill in the blank*

I can also argue with them about the definition of the word 'is'.

--
Danger is my middle name
banazir
Jan. 13th, 2004 09:36 pm (UTC)
Transgender Dinosaur Wogah (or knot)
Please don't start naz transgender dinosaur wogah.
Okay. You start it and I'll take it safely to a finish.
Ask Horus Engels, or someone such as narvi or DragnFlye, who raises bettas.

Fell beast slash is laso deprecated in this LJ.
You'd like to blame me for everything, is that it?
I would. Is there a problem with that?
Is there?!

Thnak yew fro yer cooperation.
I cooperate noth. You're not the boss of me.
Actually, I am.
You gont a problem with taht, too?

You think the jury will listen to someone of yer... baxground?
They will suffer me.
<WATTO>No, they won't!</WATTO>

And oh, yeah:
I did not have sexual relations with *fill in the blank*
I can also argue with them about the definition of the word 'is'.

Did too, adn
'is' is is is 'is'.

--
Banazir
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