Lord of The Teunce and thanks, 
shmeepster!
- Feb. 11th, 2004 at 11:22 PM
shmeepster, I got your card!Thanks so much!
That reminds me: Anyone interested in getting a teuncy e-gteering from Banazir in the near fututre and a very teuncy video1 (on CD) from me in the further fututre - please reply here, in
teunc (friends-locked), or by private e-maul with your contact info (snail mail if you'd like).Teuncy greetings to all (whether you observe V--------'s day, Singles Awareness Day, the Day After Friday 13th, Rose-Brunning Day, or wotever)!
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quizilla: oh, quelle surprise.I was amuzzled by the result that calls Bilbo the "pimp daddy of all hobbits", though I'm not sure what the elven panties have to do with it. Apparently the Red Book was a little lax on reporting in some places. *nirglive*
You are A SEX MACHINE!!! Oh man, Googly Uberly
Sexy! You are Samwise the GREAT! You like
following Frodo around and are mightly loyal to
your friends, as well as being manly as hell.
Which sexy hobbit in the Lord of the Rings movies are YOU!
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1 A preview: The Lord of The Teunce: The Movie, which I have only just finished the script for, features Rohirrim, Luke Skywalker at his most hobbit-like, Samwise Gamgee at his most Jedi-like, and Chipmunk Aragorn.
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The quiz rocks.
My info's in the teunc database.
Will send; I should mention that I will also post a link here in my LJ for anybody with broadband.
The quiz rocks.
Indeed.
Post your result in your own LJ (or
Hey, glad to hear your bill is paid!
As a protege of my uncle's once wrote in her dissertation:
"When you're blessed with too many people to thank, then thank God."
Now, I've got to ask:
Why is Master Frodo first author on this paper? And does Gollum's being last author mean that he is the advisor or the grad student who did all the work? ;-)
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Banazir
The only thing I can think is that they did it in alphabetical order (Baggins, Gamgee, Smeagol), though your theory sure piques my interest!
Oh, I missed that!
Well, well - that's very academic of you... you're sure you're not interested in grad school? :-D
(Do keep us posted on your possible year or two teaching English overseas!)
though your theory sure piques my interest!
Well, the other thing, which I mentioned here, is Dr. Baggins is corresponding author. Would it'd be rather inconvenient for him to be corresponding author instead of Dr. Gamgee, especially during his extended overseas medical leave? 8-)
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Banazir
*snicker*
"Hobbit Meister" I've been callin' ya, neh?
*snicker*
"... a teuncy e-gteering ...
Wass iss?!
BTW: the director's notes on the DVD of "Seabiscuit" are really, truly, a very good source of information on screenwriting.
*snicker* "Hobbit Meister" I've been callin' ya, neh? *snicker*
Er, yes?
/me loonks innocent!
I jsut cllo, I'm knot naz pimp!
(Adn ent-draught is knot Pipmjuice!)
... a teuncy e-gteering
... Wass iss?!
Some call it an e-card.
Time will tell.
BTW: the director's notes on the DVD of "Seabiscuit" are really, truly, a very good source of information on screenwriting.
P6int well taken - thanks!
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Banazir
Glad you liked the card, seems like everyone got their cards today. Yay!
You've got it!
Jedi Sam? Sounds interesting!
That's who "Banazir the Jedi Hobbit" is, anyway!
You have my address now, from the card. :) :) :)
Yep. :o)
Glad you liked the card, seems like everyone got their cards today. Yay!
I liked the Eowyn thing - where'd you get them, if I may ask?
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Banazir
That's who "Banazir the Jedi Hobbit" is, anyway!
Yes, but I haven't seen any film clips, or other fun things like that. :)
And I got the cards at Walgreens, of all places. And I have a bunch left over, actually....
That's who "Banazir the Jedi Hobbit" is, anyway!
Yes, but I haven't seen any film clips, or other fun things like that. :)
Well, there ya go!
(It's not exactly crossover... more... mixover. :-)
"Trasked together in a superconducting supercollider", as we say.)
And I got the cards at Walgreens, of all places.
And I have a bunch left over, actually....
Oh, neat!
I'm in Walgreens all the time and never noticed.
Hrm, perhaps our local one doesn't carry them.
Thanks again!
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Banazir
1 A preview: The Lord of The Teunce: The Movie, which I have only just finished the script for, features Rohirrim, Luke Skywalker at his most hobbit-like, Samwise Gamgee at his most Jedi-like, and Chipmunk Aragorn.
Your mind is a twisted thing... how I like that!
You've got it!
Expect e-maul in the near future *G*
"E-maul" from Jedi and Sith is quite dangerous. Literally. :o)
A preview: The Lord of The Teunce: The Movie, which I have only just finished the script for, features Rohirrim, Luke Skywalker at his most hobbit-like, Samwise Gamgee at his most Jedi-like, and Chipmunk Aragorn.
Your mind is a twisted thing... how I like that!
Thanks!
A mind of weirdness is a yoj froever, as we
:-)
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Banazir